We may win, but I may die.

A glowing purple scorpion wearing a Santa hat jumping out of a present box. The text reads: Surprise! The enchanted scorpion of your dreams! It's the perfect gift for you - a normal person who understands the ramifications and complexities of owning an enchanted scorpion. Adults can make informed decisions about the things they own. Kids need help. Only buy safe gifts for kids this holiday season.

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

This is your reminder to cancel the free trial.

EvolvingWild tweet: Me when everyone stays up way later than they normally do and I’m just doing my every-night late night thing: [Screenshot from the Matrix: Morpheus introducing Neo to the real world]

I'd like to ask about the other unusual circumstances non-rookie skater that seems to be missing (Gabriel Landeskog)

I agree with you that + and - should be "more" and "less", just that some people (through no fault of your work) tend to assume "more" = "more good", and that said reasoning may be a limiting factor on the impact of your viz. Just a lack of inertia to break that conception inherent to some metrics.

While I personally get what "+4%" means here, I could see somebody looking at the initial post and conflating +4% with a positive impact of 4%, believing a positive number is a positive impact. Perhaps that's due to the title being "[player] Saving" instead of "[player] Goals Allowed" or whatever

A lot of video-game publishers spend hundreds of millions of dollars chasing after "realistic graphics" and "massive open-worlds" when what players really want is just a shitload of weird little guys

I hate app-first design cuz being on mobile feels like being on a snail on a tricycle to me, and being on PC feels like being a cheetah driving a corvette

"Oh sorry you can't do perfect drifts with your cheetah paws if you wanna use this feature tee hee"

Fuck off

Also I had the intrusive thought of "Fire Emblem Baseball AU" and I'm just saying Fire Emblem could make a killer baseball game.
The pieces are already there,

nighttime oddish #art #pokemon

Eastern time zone the worst by far. Strongest concentration of evil. Some people get mad and try to argue with this fact, which is called having an "eastern time zone moment"

Trans men’s insight on this is so fucking valuable in understanding the nuances of what’s going on with men. We need to be amplifying them, and hopefully cis men can realize what is actually the source of their loneliness.

The Avs should simply play like this all the time

#GoAvsGo

GTFO out of my face with "stop complaining about LLMs, they have legitimate uses in certain cases" dogshit has a legitimate use as fertilizer but if they were adding it to everyone's food you bet your ass I would be complaining about that too

Go vote, and correctly. I am your real mom.

the guy in the snapdragon commercial who uses ai to generate a bedtime story to tell his kids demonstrates that ai is really useful for inventing new and astonishing ways to be a loser

Wait, Pete DeBoer is already whining about a call

The playoffs have truly begun

#goavsgo

The old internet was a lot better in a lot of ways but at least the hideously unfunny april fool's jokes are mostly dead.

Box art of a "VALUE SERIES" title named "Nice Cats"

When a friend posts pictures of their pets

I want less touchscreens and more physical buttons.

What kind of soup are you adding fennel to?

Love the stops from Georgiev, but the Avs really need to stop giving up that down low cross crease pass

Me seeing Joel Kiviranta score 3 goals in 2 games

Bathroom with mostly off-white tiles. Above the bath tub, "THE TUB" is spelled in brown tiles.

#CursedZillow
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