ty for coming to the #CursedZillow stream! I'll be out of town this weekend.
Meet me at the Crocs CEO + Quiznos CEO, divorced dad dinosaur compound
www.realtor.com/realestatean...
#CursedZillow F E M A L E S . . .
#CursedZillow lawful evil alignment sink handles
#CursedZillow turn that frown upside down, buddy!!
A house with an overly busy facade, two perpendicular garages, and an image of a car in a white garage, beside large yellow text: "Car included". Also, the bottom left has a DIGITALLY ALTERED IMAGE watermark.
A rare Friday night #CursedZillow is starting up!
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Thanks for coming to the #CursedZillow stream!
"How can we add $19 million to my penthouse listing?"
"I have an idea--"
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
#CursedZillow G-Gong...?
#CursedZillow conveniently timed with "Dancing Mad" on the stream music
Heavily faded paint on a red building which reads "DAWN TILL DUSK FARM"
#CursedZillow stream is starting!
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huh. haven't seen that movie in years
#CursedZillow yet again, still hollering about Anubis
#CursedZillow ah.. a 'shouse'.......
#CursedZillow and yet, there's a window in the bedroom......
#CursedZillow that'll be $1.1 million
House listing photo which has a very, home-made chair which is a terrifyingly made black dog. It is facing away, toward the corner.
#CursedZillow stream is starting up!
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What the dog doin
A picture from a carpeted room (dining room??) with mirrors lining all the walls and doors. The room doesn't have sharp corners but rather a beveled/arched series of vertical mirror panels. Also, the ceiling has a buttoned ceiling fabric which meets atop a chandelier fixture
#CursedZillow whoaohw
Shock-white bathroom with golden shower, sink, and fixtures. There's also a wall-mounted, roughly full-length mirror down a nook past the shower.
The nook and one wall adjacent to it is lined with white wallpaper, patterned with boob doodles
#CursedZillow "man, this bathroom is pretty tacky. Can't get much worse... wait, what's that wallpaper--"
#CursedZillow Thanks for coming!
blushes, twiddles my fingers, points above the toilet
#CursedZillow have i already used a swingers joke
#CursedZillow I don't have a punchline. Yes, that's astroturf
Decoratively notched boards extruding from the side of a house, several are visible, with a with a mouth-notched out at the end of each board, and an eye-hole drilled through them. It looks like a blank-eyed, slack-jawed set of fellas
Wow!! A #CursedZillow stream!! Can you believe it
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gasp!
#CursedZillow dats me yellin
#CursedZillow didn't see that one coming, huh
#CursedZillow only $340k to have your own house and slag-pile (mostly non-toxic)
#CursedZillow the longer u look the worse it get
#CursedZillow was gonna do a sponsored stream but it's crashing and OH WELL, so it's a Bonus/Make-up Ziller. Starting shortly.
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What's he lookin at
No #CursedZillow stream today! My gift to you on this Day for Women.
The Curse will return, however.
mid-restoration photo of a bathroom. Since the floor has been ripped up, the toilet has been placed into the shower
#CursedZillow oops, pardon me
#CursedZillow but it's too late, I'm already hollering about Anubis
#CursedZillow Gotta shower? Just hop on in
#CursedZillow stuff is starting!
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Gadzooks