me when i lie

egge has pretty much become my replacement for vent so im probably gonna continue to post a lot on there LMAO ill try to not abandon bsky completely tho

im .tech on egge space btw :3 its pretty cute so far

EVERYONE STOP CANCELLING ON ME IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

az from pokemon WILL be mine.

god's specialest boy wins another one, gang!

dad: i bought candy for easter but i don't remember where i put it

mom: i don't think he ever actually bought any

sister: we've literally looked everywhere. i don't know where it could be

me, after about 10 minutes of searching: it was in the yellow bag in the closet.

sex can be 90% biting

EXCELLENT NEWS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES I'M VIBRATING I'M PUNCHING HOLES THROUGH THE WALL

i knew about hinnies but i didn't realize that they looked and acted different. what the fuck

sorry i called you “bro” i actually want to marry you

hmmm. discovered im not a huge fan of black plums. the skin has a weird aftertaste. red plums are much better

TICKETS ARE ONLY $20???

BEAR GHOST IS GONNA PLAY IN HOUSTON IN APRIL I'M GONNA START CRYING

at this point i dont care who knows. i love microlabels i love weird sexualities i love contradictory labels . and if you disagree you can write your complaints on a piece of paper, roll it up, and shove it up your ass

btw for people who dont know, i have a tumblr where i post a lot of flags (genders, orientations, presentations, etc!) and i very very rarely post one without an image id :] i have literal tens of thousands of flags so if u wna see autism at work check my shit out!!!!!!!!
en8y.tumblr.com

also watching gab play dead letter department while doing image ids actually helps me a lot? we are both typing so much. solidarity

i was writing an image id for a flag and i used the word beige and i immediately started missing my wife (colin robinson)

The forgotten pin-

A trans beetle displaying gynandromorphism (two genders). A patron saint for all people different and questioning.
This lil guy was a guest design in the Pride Angel campaign by @ultrainfinite.bsky.social

erujayydoodleden.etsy.com/listing/1878...
#inverts #enamelpin #sciArt

discord messages from "killer!" (the letters are spaced apart) and brutalist david cheeseman (op). killer: (sad face) i hope you feel better soon. this shit sucks brutalist david cheeseman: (in large text) I SHITTED attached to the second message is an explosion emoji, with multiple smaller explosions edited onto it

cw unsanitary (again)

a series of discord messages from "brutalist david cheeseman" and "(slide emoji) weeeee" brutalist david cheeseman (op): praying to the coffee gods that this iced coffee will make me shit myself huge (slide emoji) weeeee: LMAO op: i think tummy hurt is due to constipation op: for a long time scientists have wondered if taking a shit would make a grown man weep tears of joy. and the answer is yes. as long as it is preceded by two hours of excruciating stomach pain op: just smelling the coffee cured me. thank you coffee it is also worth noting that these messages were sent roughly within a five minute time frame

cw unsanitary

a four panel comic. it is an edited version of a ctrl+alt+del comic. first panel: a brown haired man is sitting at a table, holding a bowl of cereal. the pokemon trading card game pocket logo is edited onto it. he is saying "i am going to play my fucking card game" second panel: a black haired man walks up behind him, smacking him in the back of the head, saying "celebi comp". this makes the brown haired man drop his cereal. third panel: brown haired man says "that's really piss me off," to which the black haired man says "it's the celebi comp, it's really cool" fourth panel: the brown haired man is alone now. he says "celebi comp is bullshit. i hate it" while looking down at his flipped over bowl of cereal

thing i edited right before falling asleep . og edit from cad-comic on tumblr

my posts nowadays are always either
- i want to eat beef at 5 am
- im going somewhere tomorrow and if it doesn't go perfectly im gonna be on the news
- weird system shit
- being autistic about poppy playtime
- gab smolders?
- tcgp is personally victimizing me
- quotes from calls w my partners

me: i wonder why i only get 1-3 interactions on each post
me: *exclusively posts between the hours of 1-7am*

normal people crave grilled beef at 6 am. obviously

people need to stop showing me pictures of hamburgers and steaks and fajitas. im too carnivorous for this

im not singing full songs btw!!!!! i just wanted to see if i could sing at all. the answer was barely

trying to sing while basically having no voice makes me sound like i smoke 50 packs a day

ive now entered the coughing phase of having a cold. i just wish it didn't overlap with stuffed up nose phase

you people will never make me care about project sekai