Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18.

- - - This is a comic strip - - - Page 1/3 We are in the suburbs. John is walking his dog, Dax. A firetruck approaches with its sirens on. Dax is barking. John: EASY DAX. IT’S JUST A FIRETRUCK. A smiling firefighter leans out the passenger window with his hand stuck out. John: OH? HE WANTS A DRIVE-BY HIGH FIVE? WELL... John happily raises his hand, awaiting the high five.

Page 2/3 Their hands meet. SLAP! But the firefighter grabs John’s hand, dragging him and Dax along next to the speeding firetruck. They arrive at a large house fire. They break with screeching tires. John and Dax tumble forwards, still hanging on the firm grip of the firefighter. Firefighters put a helmet and coat on John. John: BUT BUT BUT… Firefighter: NO TIME FOR BUTS. They hand him a fire hose. Fireman: HERE! HOLD IT TIGHT!

Page 3/3 John is overpowered by the force of the hose. He sprays everywhere. Fireman: POINT IT AT THE FIRE, NOOB! John is being pushed into a burning building. He’s wearing an oxygen mask and carrying an axe. John is awkwardly hacking his way through a thin door. John returns from the burning building, having rescued a fishbowl with a goldfish in it. We’re at a café. John sits at a table with a friend, exhausted, covered in soot, wearing a dirty white tank top. Dax sits beside John, wearing a tiny firefighter helmet. John: I THINK I JOINED THE INVOLUNTARY FIRE BRIGADE TODAY.

’𝗗𝗥𝗜𝗩𝗘-𝗕𝗬 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗙𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗘𝗥 ’ 🔥🚒

Walking the dog one day, minding your own business...

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Is this poetry?
Remember, rhyme doesn’t pay. 😉

I made a naughty comic. 😊

Check it out below. ⬇️

- - - This is a slightly naughty one panel comic - - - A man and a woman are having sex. The woman is on top, cowgirl style. She points her gun at the man’s head and he has his gun pointed at her. Man: ONE WRONG MOVE AND YOU’LL COME… TO REGRET IT. Woman: IF I GO DOWN… ON YOU… I’M TAKING YOU WITH ME. Caption: ENEMIES WITH BENEFITS

’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟮𝟵’ 💔🔫

You know what they say: keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer. ☝️😲

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Ouch. 😣

Ahh. To be young again. 😅

Such supportive parents. Beautiful. 😌

“What about a human-machine cummunication device?”

Who knows. 🤷‍♂️

- - - This is a comic strip - - - Page 1/4 In a park, a blind man and his dog nervously hide behind a tree. Blind man: IS IT SAFE? The dog gives a soft bark. They suddenly sprint away. The blind man is wildly tapping his cane in front of him while the dog runs ahead and pulls him in a safe direction.

Page 2/4 They hide behind a bush, both breathing heavily. Blind man: ALL CLEAR, BUDDY? The dog quietly checks around the bush and gives another soft bark. They immediately run off again.

Page 3/4 They stop at the corner of an alley, catching their breath. Nearby, a homeless man sits on the ground. Homeless man: HEY PAL! WHADDAYA RUNNING FROM? The blind man taps the homeless man’s face repeatedly with his cane. Blind man: COP? COP? COP? ARE YOU A COP? The homeless man knocks the cane away. Homeless man: NO, I'M NOT A COP! Homeless man: WHY? ARE THE COPS LOOKING FOR YOU?

Page 4/4 The blind man leans closer and whispers. Blind man: DON'T TELL ANYONE... BUT I'M ILLEGALLY BLIND. Homeless man: WHAT? THAT'S NOT A THING! A voice suddenly shouts from nearby. Voice: THERE HE IS! The blind man panics and starts running away. A police car rushes toward them with two blind police officers wearing sunglasses. The driver is being guided by a police dog walking beside the car. The other officer leans out the passenger side, holding a cane and firing a gun wildly at our blind man. The driver yells to the other officer: AIM IN THE DIRECTION OF HIS SHITTY AFTERSHAVE!!! In the background, the homeless man watches in confusion. Homeless man: HUH... MAYBE THIS IS WHY I FAILED LAW SCHOOL.

’𝗕𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗗’ 🦮🧑‍🦯

It’s about not seeing and not being seen.

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I’m illegally blind, but as long as I don’t tell anyone… 🤫

Deep. 🥺

Crap. I blinked. 😑😐

100k? Wow!!!
Congratulations, man! 🤘😎🤘

- - - This is a one panel comic - - - Two astronauts are working on the moon. One astronaut sticks out his finger and says to the other: “PULL MY FINGER.”

’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟱𝟰’ 👨‍🚀👩‍🚀🌕

That classic prank that “backfired”.

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Thank you. Another artist worked his ass off to attempt to come somewhat close-ish to my art style.
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- - - This is a one panel comic - - - An MRI tech has just made a scan of a patient and quietly thinks to himself: “MAN, I HATE THIS GUY’S GUTS.”

’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟮𝟴’ 🩻

Just an MRI tech’s thoughts.

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I wonder… did anyone notice the sudden style change? 🤔

That’s because I didn’t draw that comic. HA! April Fools!🤪

- - - This is a comic strip - - - Panel 1 Ronald is at a street fare. There is a stall with a pitchman behind a table. Seems to be selling some kind of cleaning device. The pitchman starts talking to Ronald, while holding some long rod with a hose and some bristles at the tip. Pitchman: SIR! ARE YOU TIRED OF CLEANING YOUR GUTTERS STANDING ON A RICKETY LADDER? WELL… Panel 2 Ronald interrupts him, starts kneeling down and says calmly: YOU ALREADY HAD ME AT “TIRED”. Panel 3 Ronald has fallen asleep on the ground in front of the stall. The pitchman looks down at Ronald and is confused. Pitchman: SIR? Panel 4 We zoom back out again and reveal that there are more fairgoers sleeping on the ground near the stall. On the left of the panel from the neighboring stall, the pillow salesman angrily yells at our pitchman. Pillow salesman: HEY, YOU’RE STEALING MY CUSTOMERS! Annoyed, our pitchman yells back: NO, I AM NOT, GODDAMMIT!

'JUST TIRED' 🥱

So not really the tree of life.

“That’s weird, coming from you, Alucard.”

A tampoñata, if you will. 🤔

- - - This is a comic strip - - - A group of people are waiting at a bus stop. A tall, lanky man named Benny, is standing next to an attractive woman named Sasha. Sasha has, let’s say, noticeable breasts, and Benny, who is about a head taller than Sasha, is looking at her, gazing downward. Benny says: “They look nice.” Sasha says: “Thanks. Multiple people have pointed that out this morning.” Benny says: “They seem to glisten in the sunlight.” Sasha says: “High protein diet. Keeps them silky and shiny.” Benny says: “Can I pet them?” Sasha says: “Sure. Go ahead.” Benny bends forward and pets Sasha’s two small dogs. One of the dogs says: “Was kinda hoping they were talking about her tits.” The other dog says: “Yeah. We didn’t ask for this.”

’𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗧’ 👀

A little repost from ages ago.

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And that, for your stomach, baked potatoes, mashed potatoes, french fries, etc. are all mashed potatoes?

a cartoon of a bald man with glasses and the words ackchyually ALT: a cartoon of a bald man with glasses and the words ackchyually

Well, technically it isn’t a uniform if there is only one suit and there is only one person who’s wearing it.

Sunday Comix #26 Oh my! This issue’s salacious cover is by Kekoh, the creator of regular fan-favorite comic series ‘Feral Mills’. I neglected to welcome our newest...

The 26th edition of our Sunday Comix landed in my inbox today. Joy! 🤩

I snuck a few of my own comics in there as well. Go check it out. 😜

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Scrubs?

- - - This is a one panel comic - - - A woman lies in bed with a piñata, and says: “LOOK, I THINK YOU’RE REALLY SWEET AND ALL, BUT…”

’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟮𝟳’ 🪅🍬🍫

It was fun for one night, but…

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - Page 1/3 A couple, Danny and Wendy, are sleeping peacefully together in bed. All of a sudden, Danny wakes up screaming. Danny shouts, “WHAT IF THE HUMAN RACE NEVER INVENTED PERCUSSION?!?” Wendy, startled, asks, “WHAT?”

Page 2/3 Danny says, “YOU KNOW, LIKE, DRUMS. WHAT IF WE DIDN’T HAVE DRUMS?” Wendy responds, “OH.” Danny continues, “I MEAN, HOW WOULD THAT WORK IN A COMEDY CLUB?” Meanwhile, Wendy pushes him out of the bed. Danny asks, “HOW WOULD WE DELINEATE JOKES?” Wendy pushes him down the hall.

Page 3/3 Danny continues, “IF THE COMEDIAN DELIVERS A PUNCH LINE…” They are now in the bathroom. Wendy has turned on the shower and pulls down his boxers so he will get into the shower. Danny finishes his thought, “…WOULD THERE BE A GUY IN THE CORNER MAKING, LIKE, ARMPIT NOISES OR WHATEVER?” Wendy slowly walks away, clearly uninterested. Wendy says, “I DON’T KNOW, BABE, BUT IT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU HAD YOUR SHOWER THOUGHTS IN THE ACTUAL SHOWER.”

’𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝘾𝙀’ 🚿

There’s a time and place for a shower thought.

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