- - - This is a comic strip - - - Page 1/4 In a park, a blind man and his dog nervously hide behind a tree. Blind man: IS IT SAFE? The dog gives a soft bark. They suddenly sprint away. The blind man is wildly tapping his cane in front of him while the dog runs ahead and pulls him in a safe direction.

Page 2/4 They hide behind a bush, both breathing heavily. Blind man: ALL CLEAR, BUDDY? The dog quietly checks around the bush and gives another soft bark. They immediately run off again.

Page 3/4 They stop at the corner of an alley, catching their breath. Nearby, a homeless man sits on the ground. Homeless man: HEY PAL! WHADDAYA RUNNING FROM? The blind man taps the homeless man’s face repeatedly with his cane. Blind man: COP? COP? COP? ARE YOU A COP? The homeless man knocks the cane away. Homeless man: NO, I'M NOT A COP! Homeless man: WHY? ARE THE COPS LOOKING FOR YOU?

Page 4/4 The blind man leans closer and whispers. Blind man: DON'T TELL ANYONE... BUT I'M ILLEGALLY BLIND. Homeless man: WHAT? THAT'S NOT A THING! A voice suddenly shouts from nearby. Voice: THERE HE IS! The blind man panics and starts running away. A police car rushes toward them with two blind police officers wearing sunglasses. The driver is being guided by a police dog walking beside the car. The other officer leans out the passenger side, holding a cane and firing a gun wildly at our blind man. The driver yells to the other officer: AIM IN THE DIRECTION OF HIS SHITTY AFTERSHAVE!!! In the background, the homeless man watches in confusion. Homeless man: HUH... MAYBE THIS IS WHY I FAILED LAW SCHOOL.

’𝗕𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗗’ 🦮🧑‍🦯

It’s about not seeing and not being seen.

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- - - This is a one panel comic - - - Two astronauts are working on the moon. One astronaut sticks out his finger and says to the other: “PULL MY FINGER.”

’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟱𝟰’ 👨‍🚀👩‍🚀🌕

That classic prank that “backfired”.

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- - - This is a one panel comic - - - An MRI tech has just made a scan of a patient and quietly thinks to himself: “MAN, I HATE THIS GUY’S GUTS.”

’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟮𝟴’ 🩻

Just an MRI tech’s thoughts.

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - A group of people are waiting at a bus stop. A tall, lanky man named Benny, is standing next to an attractive woman named Sasha. Sasha has, let’s say, noticeable breasts, and Benny, who is about a head taller than Sasha, is looking at her, gazing downward. Benny says: “They look nice.” Sasha says: “Thanks. Multiple people have pointed that out this morning.” Benny says: “They seem to glisten in the sunlight.” Sasha says: “High protein diet. Keeps them silky and shiny.” Benny says: “Can I pet them?” Sasha says: “Sure. Go ahead.” Benny bends forward and pets Sasha’s two small dogs. One of the dogs says: “Was kinda hoping they were talking about her tits.” The other dog says: “Yeah. We didn’t ask for this.”

’𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗧’ 👀

A little repost from ages ago.

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- - - This is a one panel comic - - - A woman lies in bed with a piñata, and says: “LOOK, I THINK YOU’RE REALLY SWEET AND ALL, BUT…”

’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟮𝟳’ 🪅🍬🍫

It was fun for one night, but…

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - Page 1/3 A couple, Danny and Wendy, are sleeping peacefully together in bed. All of a sudden, Danny wakes up screaming. Danny shouts, “WHAT IF THE HUMAN RACE NEVER INVENTED PERCUSSION?!?” Wendy, startled, asks, “WHAT?”

Page 2/3 Danny says, “YOU KNOW, LIKE, DRUMS. WHAT IF WE DIDN’T HAVE DRUMS?” Wendy responds, “OH.” Danny continues, “I MEAN, HOW WOULD THAT WORK IN A COMEDY CLUB?” Meanwhile, Wendy pushes him out of the bed. Danny asks, “HOW WOULD WE DELINEATE JOKES?” Wendy pushes him down the hall.

Page 3/3 Danny continues, “IF THE COMEDIAN DELIVERS A PUNCH LINE…” They are now in the bathroom. Wendy has turned on the shower and pulls down his boxers so he will get into the shower. Danny finishes his thought, “…WOULD THERE BE A GUY IN THE CORNER MAKING, LIKE, ARMPIT NOISES OR WHATEVER?” Wendy slowly walks away, clearly uninterested. Wendy says, “I DON’T KNOW, BABE, BUT IT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU HAD YOUR SHOWER THOUGHTS IN THE ACTUAL SHOWER.”

’𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝘾𝙀’ 🚿

There’s a time and place for a shower thought.

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - Josh is sitting on a bench with his old father in the garden of the nursery home. Father: I FOUND A GRAY HAIR THIS MORNING. Josh: DAD, YOU’RE 87 AND HAVE BEEN BALD FOR DECADES. Father: NO, LOOK. The father holds up a curly gray hair between his fingers. Father: STUCK IN MY DENTURES. At that exact moment an elderly lady passes by in a wheelchair, that’s being pushed by a nurse. The old woman and the father exchange a naughty wink and give each other a thumbs up. Josh connects the dots and is appalled. Josh: GAAAH! DAD! COULD YOU HAVE AT LEAST WAITED UNTIL MOM HAD BEEN DEAD FOR LIKE FIVE OR TEN YEARS OR WHATEVER?!? OR WAITED FOR ME TO BE DEAD, I DON’T KNOW.

’𝒢𝑅𝐴𝑌 ℋ𝐴𝐼𝑅’ ➿

I imagine them making louder creaking noises than the bed frame. 😏

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - Page 1/3 Jack and Herbert are crawling through the desert. They are starving and almost completely dehydrated. Death is imminent. They run into the dead camel, which started their whole ordeal. Jack: HERBERT! LOOK! IT’S OUR DEAD CAMEL! WE’VE BEEN GOING IN A CIRCLE! Herbert looks at his watch. Herbert: AND IT TOOK US EXACTLY 3 HOURS, 8 MINUTES AND 24 SECONDS. Jack: WHAT DOES THAT MA… Herbert cuts Jack off and points to the horizon at exactly 90° from the direction they were just traveling in. Herbert: I THINK WE NEED TO GO THIS WAY NOW.

Page 2/3 We look from above. They start crawling in the suggested direction. Jack: ALRIGHT, IF YOU SAY SO. Caption: 1 HOUR LATER They arrive at a set of their own tracks again at the same suspicious angle of 90°. Their bodies and minds are dwindling from dehydration. Jack: NO… NO NO NO. WE’RE CROSSING OUR OWN TRACKS AGAIN. Herbert looks at his watch again and he is as thrilled as a dying person can be. Herbert: AND… IN EXACTLY 1 HOUR. Jack collapses in the sand. Jack: WHAT’S WITH ALL THE TIMEKEEPING? WE’RE DYING, MAN. We view them from above. Jack is lying on his back and he is ready to die. Herbert lies on his stomach and he doesn’t have a long to live either. Herbert: HEY, JACK. Jack: WHAT?

Page 3/3 We zoom out way back and see their tracks in the sand from the sky. Their tracks form a perfect circle with a straight line through the centre. Herbert: HAPPY π DAY.

’ℂ𝕀ℝℂ𝕃𝔼𝕊’ ⭕

A comic for this “special” day (3/14/2026)

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - Page 1/2 Joseph Erkhoff and his roommate, Rudy, are walking on campus. Joseph: DID YOU KNOW THAT FEMALE DRAGONFLIES SOMETIMES DROP OUT OF THE SKY AND PRETEND TO BE DEAD TO AVOID ADVANCES FROM UNWANTED MALES? Rudy: THAT’S WILD. Joseph looks over his shoulder and sees Tania, about to pass by on her scooter. Joseph: I RECENTLY DISCOVERED SOMETHING. WATCH.

Page 2/2 Joseph waves at Tania. Joseph: HEY TANIA, REMEMBER ME? FROM BIOLOGY CLASS? Tania swerves, hits a planter with her scooter, tumbles through the air yelling “NO, SORRY! JUST DIED!” and lands in some low shrubbery. Joseph and Rudy are standing next to Tania’s motionless body. Rudy: SHOULD WE CALL AN AMBULANCE? Joseph: YOU HAVEN’T BEEN LISTENING TO A WORD I’VE SAID, HAVE YOU?

’𝑫𝑹𝑶𝑷𝑷𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫’ 😵

Another little misadventure of ‘Forever alone guy’ Joseph Erkhoff.

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- - - This is a one panel comic - - - An Amish couple are having a candlelit dinner. Caption: EVERY AMISH GIRL’S STRUGGLE. The girl thinks to herself: IS THIS A ROMANTIC CANDLELIT DINNER OR JUST A REGULAR CANDLELIT DINNER?

’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟮𝟲’ 🕯️

So… are they courting or just eating? 🤔

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - A doctor examines a patient’s feet, which both have turned black and appear to be rotting. The doctor says “WELP… YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.” The doctor leans over his patient's face and declares in a jolly tone “ONCE THEY GO BLACK, THEY DON'T GROW BACK!” Then the doctor calms down and says “I'M SORRY. WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS THAT WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO AMPUTATE.”

’𝗚𝗢 𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞’ 👣

Meh… Not really funny.

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- - - This is a one panel comic - - - A young guy in swimming trunks lies on the beach with his arm around a jellyfish. He’s convulsing and foaming at the mouth. Caption says: BRUCE AND HIS EMOTIONAL SUPPORT AUSTRALIAN BOX JELLYFISH.

’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟰𝟵’ 🪼

What’s your spirit/support animal? Mine is the potbellied pig. 🐷

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- - - This is a NSFW comic strip - - - Page 1/3 Theo is lying face down on a massage table. He says to the masseuse, “So uh… I heard you guys offer a special way of ‘ending’ a massage?” The masseuse replies, “We sure do.” The masseuse explains, “We’re offering ‘Quantum Endings’. For an additional fee, of course.” Theo responds enthusiastically, “Oooooh. That sounds neat!” The masseuse tells him, “Okay. Lie on your back, please.” Theo complies.

Page 2/3 Now Theo is lying on his back. The masseuse says, “Now we both keep our eyes closed for a minute and let the path integrals do their thing.” Theo answers, “‘Kay.” With their eyes closed, the masseuse is simultaneously doing countless different things to Theo, all in a quantum superposition. Theo, still with his eyes shut, enjoys it and exclaims, “Ooooh yeah! I can feel all the possibilities in superposition!”

Page 3/3 Then the masseuse says, “Now look!!!” They make the observation and the wave function collapses. It turns out that Theo’s genitals are now in the mouth of a honey badger. Theo shouts in shock, “IS THAT A FUCKIN’ HONEY BADGER?!?” The masseuse replies, “Oh wow. That ending was highly improbable.”

’𝚀𝚄𝙰𝙽𝚃𝚄𝙼 𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶’ ⚛️

Applied quantum mechanics in a surprising way. 😉

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- - - This is a one panel comic - - - Caption: KYLE ACTUALLY ENJOYED DOING THE KNIGHT SHIFTS. Kyle is doing the (k)night shift at a convenience store, dressed as a knight in full armor. He is selling cheap beer to a confused homeless man. Kyle: THAT WILLE BE TWO PENCE, GOOD SIRE, AND I THANKE YOU. Homeless man: WHA?!?

’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟮𝟱’ ⚔️

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - Joseph Erkhoff approaches Maria in a café, dressed as a huge egg. He’s holding flowers and chocolate and he’s going for it, nervously. Joseph : HEY HI, MARIA. ERRRM… I WANTED TO ASK IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE MY VALENTINE? Maria looks at him, unimpressed and uninterested. Maria: BEFORE I SAY NO, TELL ME WHY YOU’RE DRESSED AS AN EGG. Joseph starts wailing. Joseph : BECAUSE I DESPERATELY WANNA GET LAID!!! Maria turns her back on him and takes a sip of her drink. Maria: UH-HUH. AND I BET YOU’RE FULL OF PROTEIN TOO.

’𝑶𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑬𝑨𝑺𝒀 𝑽𝑨𝑳𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑰𝑵𝑬’𝑺’ 💗🥚

Yet another story about our ‘forever alone guy’, Joseph Erkhoff.
Happy Valentine’s Day!

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- - - This is a one panel comic - - - A couple of baffled men watch a zebra perform a strip act on a stripper pole on stage. Caption says: ACCIDENTALLY WENT TO A STRIPE CLUB.

’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟰𝟴’ 🦓

“Und then ze bra came off,” said Gunther.

(A little repost from a while back)

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- - - This is a slightly naughty one panel comic - - - A falcon is wearing a small leather hood and is tied to the glove of a falconer with leather straps. A parrot on a nearby perch has just asked a question (one that we didn’t get to see). The falcon answers, “NO. IN FACT, I LOOOVE THE LEATHER HOOD. IT CALMS ME. DADDY LIKES IT WHEN I’M CALM.” The falconer responds, “M’KAY… SOMEBODY JUST LOST THEIR TALKING PRIVILEGES.”

’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟰𝟳’ 🦅

You’ll never look at falconry the same way again. 😉

(A little repost from a while back)

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- - - This is a NSFW one panel comic - - - A naked woman is on all fours on the bed. She murmurs, “ALRIGHT… LET'S SEE IF ANAL BEADS CAN SPICE UP OUR BORING SEX LIFE.” “BEADS?” her partner thinks to himself as he, dressed as a beekeeper, is funneling a swarm of angry bees into her rectum.

’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟮𝟰’ 🐝

How to spice it up in the bedroom? Well…

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - We see an old-fashioned clock up close. A little door opens and a plank pops out with a drunk teenage girl on it who is on all fours and pukes. The girl disappears. The door closes. The girl pops out again and pukes. Then we zoom out and see a woman sitting under the clock with splatters of vomit on her. She complains to her husband “OK, IT’S 2 O’CLOCK AND I STILL DON’T LIKE THIS ‘DRUNK TEENAGE GIRL’ CLOCK, MATHEW.” Mathew responds “C’MON, GIVE IT ANOTHER HOUR.”

’𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗙 𝗢’𝗖𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗞’ 🍹🍸🥂

What happened to the old-fashioned cuckoo clock?

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- - - This is a one panel comic - - - A young boy is lying on the road, badly hurt and with his tongue twisted in the spokes of a bike. Not far away, the rider sits on the ground, bleeding from the face. The boy’s younger sister says: MOMMY SAID WE SHOULD NEVER LICK THE SPOKES OF PASSING BIKES!

’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟮𝟯’ 🚴‍♂️👅

The rules are there for a reason.

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - In prehistoric times, a caveman attacks another caveman with a huge club. He bashes him straight on the head… But nothing happens, and they look at each other confused. He hits him on the side of his head, but again… Nothing happens. The victim smirks and says: “LEFT SAFETY ON?“ Annoyed, the attacker grunts: “SHUT MOUTH!“, as he fidgets with the safety on his club.

’𝑪𝑳𝑼𝑩 𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑻𝑹𝑶𝑳’

Classic mistake to make.

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- - - This is a one panel comic - - - A family in panic mode. Mom is hastily pushing the kids out the front door, while dad looks back at grandma, who slowly goes up the stairs. Grandma: CARBON MONOXIDE SCHMARBON MONOXIDE. I’M GONNA LIE DOWN. THIS HEADACHE IS KILLING ME.

’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟮𝟮’ 🫩

Better grab gran gran.

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- - - This is a one panel comic - - - A man and a woman are staring disheartenedly at their very empty ‘BROKE AF’ jar.

’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟮𝟭’ 🫙

You can’t have a jar for everything, I guess. 😕

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- - - This is a one panel comic - - - An old man is in the doctor's office and he hears the result of his recent health check. Old man: TERMINAL?!? BUT I CAN'T JUST DIE!!! MY LOCAL LIQUOR STORE DEPENDS ON ME!!!

’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟮𝟬’ 🥃

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- - - This is a one panel comic - - - A scruffy-looking bum in tattered clothes sits under a bridge, writing on a piece of paper. Caption: EVERY POET KNOWS IT… Poet: * SIGH * RHYME DOESN'T PAY.

’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟭𝟵’

Yesterday I posted a comic about aliens using a human as a strap-on dildo. Now I’m posting a pun, referring to a common woe of many creators.

I’m all over the place. 🙃

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - Page 1/2 Daniel is walking through the park at night. All of a sudden, an alien spacecraft appears above him. A long, purple tentacle comes out that pulls him inside. A huge blob of an alien holds Daniel in its slimy tentacles. Daniel screams. The alien rips off all of Daniel‘s clothes. Daniel: YOU’RE GONNA DO HORRIBLE MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS ON ME, AREN’T YOU? Alien: UHM… SORTA. The alien clamps Daniel's legs into some clamp. Daniel: I REFUSE! I’M GONNA RESIST! The alien puts an oxygen mask on Daniel’s face. Alien: HERE, HAVE THIS OXYGEN MASK.

Page 2/2 Daniel: GOOD! I’M GONNA USE THAT EXTRA OXYGEN TO FIGHT YOU EVEN HARDER! Daniel is throwing punches and writhing wildly. The alien pours a clear, slippery liquid over Daniel’s thrashing body. Alien: ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP WRITHING AND FLAILING LIKE THAT? Daniel: HELL YEAH!!! Alien: GOOD. The alien snaps Daniel onto some strap-on gear. We see another alien bent over, exposing a few of its three moist holes.

’𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧’ 🛸👾

Strap in, cuz we’re going on a wild ride, y’all.

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - Page 1/2 A doctor pokes his finger into a man’s large belly. The doctor says: “Looks like obesity.” The man replies: “Aw fiddlesticks.” The doctor continues, wondering aloud: “Wouldn’t it be great if people could simply drop their fat reserves, just like lizards can drop their tail when feeling threatened?” The man answers enthusiastically that it would be great. The doctor muses: “I wonder… what if…” Suddenly, the doctor startles the man violently by putting on a frightening mask and roaring at him.

Page 2/2 The man’s belly fat falls off his body with a heavy thumping sound. Both men cheer in delight. It is then revealed that the panels above were only a fantasy. The doctor sighs and says it is such a shame, because it would have been a huge medical breakthrough. The man then turns his back to the doctor, and says “I did lose SOME weight though.”, revealing that his pants are soiled with wet poop. Again, the doctor wonders…

’𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓’ 👨‍⚕️🫃

If only. 🙄

(little repost from the archives)

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - Lilith is sitting comfortably in her living room, drinking sherry and talking to a friend on the phone. Lilith: …SO EDWARD AND I WENT TO THIS LOVELY RESTAURANT AND … All of a sudden, everything turns negative. Lilith: OH FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE. Then, everything becomes oversaturated. Lilith gets up and walks out the backdoor. Lilith: HOLD ON, PATRICIA. Lilith walks purposefully through the backyard. Suddenly, gravity disappears for a few seconds and Lilith and objects around her float around. Something else changes and everything becomes spherical. Lilith rolls through the backyard. Gravity returns, stronger than ever. Lilith is squashed and she drags herself across the lawn. Trees bend. The moon’s orbit becomes smaller. The curvature of space changes, warping Lilith and the garden into a weird shape. The light’s refractive index gets out of wack. Lilith reaches the garden shed. Lilith opens the door. Her husband is doing some science experiments. Lilith: EDWARD! STOP MUCKING ABOUT WITH THE CONSTANTS OF NATURE! Edward: SORRY, DEAR.

’𝙱𝙰𝙲𝙺𝚈𝙰𝚁𝙳 𝚂𝙲𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴’ 🔬🧪📡

He’s playing with forces he doesn’t understand. ☝️😤

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - Two figures are lying on a grassy hill in the countryside. It is a clear night and the stars are twinkling wildly. “HEY”, says Tim. “WHAT?”, replies Arnuph. “DO YOU THINK WE’RE ALONE?”, says Tim as he looks at the universe above him. “DUDE, ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?”, says Arnuph, slightly bewildered, for Arnuph is in fact an extraterrestrial alien. Tim looks at Arnuph seductively. “I MEAN ON THIS HILL.” “OH.”, says Arnuph bashfully. They kiss.

’𝗕𝗜𝗚 𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦’ 🌃

A universal story about love. 😊

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - A chubby guy stands in front of the mirror and looks at himself. Guy: OK, ENOUGH OF THIS! The guy raises his fist. Guy: THIS YEAR, I’M GONNA PUT IN THE WORK AND GET THE PERFECT BEACH BODY! We enter a training montage: Trains his biceps Does wide armed, wide legged pushups Trains his pinch strength Pushes his eyeballs outward Prepares a chitin and calcium carbonate shake 6 months later we see him walking on the beach, looking like a crab. Girls are looking at him.

’𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇 𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘’ 🏖️

First webcomic of the year. Feels kinda samish as last year. 🤔

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