the music stops and Starmer unwraps another layer in this game of terrible pass the parcel.

I am truly obsessed with everyone hot-potatoing around the responsibility of the Mandelson vetting and who knew what. Like guys, at this point you're ALL responsible

very curious to know the BBC has seemingly removed the ability to toggle the opacity of their subtitles on Iplayer - I find the mid-opacity black background to make the text look really cluttered and difficult to read

Stop Talking

Love it when the boys drop a song I can mentally choreograph my banger of a Strictly Tango to open.spotify.com/track/6IX6Fs...

"I was part of that thought experiment too!" she coughs out after a long draw of her cigarette.

an episode of True Hollywood Story for Schrödinger's Flask of Poison.

Maybe they should, I don't know, tell the contestants there's a vegan on the judging panel so they can plan accordingly?

Sophie is TIRED - where is her food?

me too, sis.

the finalists from the 2025 series of MasterChef judging - Sophie, a vegan chef, looks thoroughly done with the whole thing.

shout out to Sophie who on tonight's MasterChef has to come in and judge a round where the only things she can eat is some sauce, a roti and a blueberry. #MasterChef #MasterChefUK

shout out to the guy who came into the cafe with his right-side red hanky ✊

Cute cat curled up in my in-tray

Today’s in-tray is looking complex…. #CatsofBluesky

Obsessed over the fact that even with barnstorming number after barnstorming number, the biggest audience reaction was for "Dear Tom" - the entire audience was absolutely spellbound. Christian Andrews is a phenomenal talent.

Back from seeing Operation Mincemeat and it is easily one of the best shows I've ever seen. An absolute feat of clever staging, propwork and characterisation.

The Crucible Theatre sign lit up im rainbow

Yaoi hours at The Crucible

I'LL DO IT AGAIN.

Im so excited

Singing "Snooker Yaoi" to the tune of Snooker Loopy.

You really begin to realise why Parliament is so ineffective

Zarah Sultana getting voted out like a game of Survivor for calling Starmer a liar

My text reading "on my way home x" Responded to with "☺️👍🏻😘" and again with "🍮🥂🍮" 8 minutes later

Trying to work out what I'm head home to

Angry Starmer seems an awful lot like About To Cry Starmer.

I hope so l, given they've made a definite effort to diversify their contestant picks

It might be a genius idea actually, they've bullied a man into making Hollandaise Sauce and he made Anna Haugh eat wallpaper paste

Watching the new series of #MasterChefUK and they've stolen Bake Off's technical challenge and put a fake moustache on it. #MasterChef

"Angry Starmer" sounds like a euphemism for a paticularly troublesome shit.

He's angy, and you won't like him when he's angy

This might be more cringe than the Tiktok edits

i’m going to be a published author tomorrow. my book will be in bookshops tomorrow.

Pink cherry blossom against a clear blue sky

Maybe it'll be a good day