Siri pronounced BeReal, “Burial”

Never too many

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GODLY (feat. Damon Albarn)

“Never see yourself through someone else's lens. Can't write a chapter of your life with someone else's pen.”

- EARTHGANG + Spillage Village

RiCH MAN DREAMS (i)

“You don’t really know me if you don’t know that I had a 300z with no heat or seatbelt on the seat with a broken gas tank that was always on E”

F*CK THAT

F*CK THAT #HappyFriday

baby pink (feat. Eem Triplin)

“Motherfucker, you’re mine forever”

How did I miss that Baby Keem released a new album?

My smog test took like 5 minutes. Since when? It used to take 20-30 minutes? This makes me feel old. Probably because I am. 😭

7pm - 11pm.
My kinda party.

Isn’t it technically still winter for a few more days? Why the heat wave? 😭🥵🔥

Everyone’s got a podcast

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Me rn

I put Google Analytics on all my websites. I’m the only one looking at them lol I knew it

Everything is getting bleached

Bathroom sink backed up. Snake in, mouse out, me traumatized 🤮

I got my new real id and I look like a serial killer

Whuttt new GNARLS BARKLEY

Why didn’t I think to put Twitch on my tv 🤷🏻‍♀️ Is this how you do it? I’m new here.

I haven’t been to the dmv in forever. Surprisingly efficient now

Why does this guy look like Dillon Francis with a hair hat #TheValley

I want a minivan.

Watching The Valley now because I’m already getting VPR withdrawals. #ImScared

S'Okay

Oo-wee baby it's okay
We 'bout to dance like it's okay
Yeah yeah, yeah

- Blimes and the Bando

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Just finished Vanderpump Rules and now I can’t wait to look up what everyone’s up to

KIDS IN THE CAGES

“Get them kids up out the cages”
- The Neighborhood Kids

open.spotify.com/track/46UINw...

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On season 9 of Vanderpump Rules - Sandoval looks like a magician

Is this going to be a touchdownless Super Bowl? #SuperBowlLX