Fml I left my car running all day in this economy

Adding to this— sometimes expressing yourself may mean getting dolled up in what is referred to as “shower makeup”, followed by allowing all the shower makeup to stream off your face in the shower. Art is an expression of that which is within, and if you feel you are melting, do a makeup shower. 💄

So peregrine falcons do this so they can dive bomb their prey and impact them with as much force as possible— enough to break their prey’s spine. This is irl falcon punch.

Noooo why do he smear??!?! I hate mechanical pencil erasers

Marry him a second time

Also— I love that your username is a chumhandle, so is ours!

Yeah. They’ve slowed down since we managed to identify where the anger was coming from, but 5 splits in two weeks is a lot for us.

I’m certain you understand the pain that comes with splitting, often in the form of shame and fear. It can be more harmful to hold it in than let it out, but u need it

#QueerPrompts April 18th}} The award for the most tragic gay of all goes to… Mauve, Thanadoxy of Miracles!

So I’m trying to limit my #political posts for the sake of my mental health, so here’s my politico-religious hot take of the day:

J.D. Vance telling the Pope to stay in his lane and supporting Trump’s post saying he doesn’t like when the Pope calls him out makes him a sedavacantist.

Now, discuss.

Arm tattoo concept WIP

“I’m just a bill, yes I’m only a bill, and I’m getting shot at Capitol Hill.”

Cartoon by @dptoon.bsky.social

Yes!!! Yes! They can be BOTH!

Welp I’m interested

Alright gang, just did a basic #fanficion tier list of my favorite tropes

About Me: Pokemon | grids.fun Fill in the About Me: Pokemon grid on grids.fun.

If you wanna play it yourself, here you go!!

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And for you #shinypokémon enthusiasts, here’s my grid for shiny categories!!

So I do some grids for Pokémon, feel free to ask questions about my choices.

Ayoooo have fun!

Whatcha playin’?

I love being a Catholic. But it’s hard when I wake up to bullshit like this.

Never trust a broken clock, even when it’s right twice a day.

Starting my reading of John Bunyan’s “The Pilgrim’s Progress” and… gotta say I feel hard for a man who in part one is apologizing for the book he’s unleashing onto an unsuspecting public. #books

a person 's hand is glowing in the dark and has the letter a on it ALT: a person 's hand is glowing in the dark and has the letter a on it

Cleaning my room today. I will be doing my best to have a time table ready for my grand undertaking.

Awww, they just want a lil gobble of water!

Tabby kitten peeking from behind a desk with text above. Transcribed Text: can't have 3rd dinner can't eat plastic can't eat my humans toes can't meow at 3am can't do anything

Sunday

(This IS a joking shitpost… but also a weird trend in reality)

There’s nothing gayer than being a misogynist man, because what do you MEAN you hate women? Do you like, LIKE men? Do you kiss boys instead?!

Without saying how old you are, say something that shows your age

“Hey stop talking on the phone, I can’t get online to look up Zoo Tycoon cheats while you’re talking!!”

He is one of my faves to draw rn!