The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”

Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!

Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.

Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

Hopefully this acknowledges that Matrix 4 is good actually

Three panel comic. Panel 1: young man in a hoodie looking morose and sitting on a swing set. He says “she’s breaking up with me…” Panel 2: next to him is a glyptodon, an early ancestor of armadillos. With his head in his hands, the young man says “what do I do glyptodon?” Panel 3: the glyptodon says “I’m like an early ancestor of armadillos. The young man angrily replies, “are you even listening man?”

This is such an important thing to hold onto.

As the media and politicians try to go OH THESE TRANS PEOPLE ARE A PLAGUE AND/OR THERE ARE SO FEW OF THEM THEY DON'T MATTER

There are nearly 3 million of us in the US alone.

3 *million*. That's almost the population of the entire state of Nevada.

D'oh! I meant Final Reckoning / Dead Reckoning Part II.

Apparently I need your Dead Reckoning take.

The war is only over, y'know, for the stock market. For everyone else...

What hath Katzenberg wrought

At least there are cartoons

This App Warns You if Someone Is Wearing Smart Glasses Nearby The creator of Nearby Glasses made the app after reading 404 Media's coverage of how people are using Meta's Ray-Bans smartglasses to film people without their knowledge or consent. “I consider it to ...

New: this app warns you if someone is wearing smart glasses nearby.

Meta plans to add facial recognition to its Ray-Ban smart glasses. A 404 Media reader made this app after we showed men filming people w/o their consent, and DHS officials were wearing the glasses www.404media.co/this-app-war...

It's hard for me to stay negative when Vancouver is sunny. Oh no, my oceans too blue, my mountains too high.

1) I’m becoming more convinced how much of a bubble Sullivan (and Begich?) have isolated themselves into—although admittedly, he may also know somewhat that he’s lying.
2) “Dan can’t read” theory remains undefeated

Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes “I love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

A sunrise by the coast over a frozen rocky beach with mountains and houses

Hockey players skating on a frozen lake with a mountain in the background

Skier on a snowy trail with two dogs, running in the distance, surrounded by trees

Some Alaska winter on film.

📸Rolleicord III 🎞️Cinestill 400D
📸 Olympus XA 🎞️ 40 year old expired TMAX 400

A sunrise by the coast over a frozen rocky beach with mountains and houses

Hockey players skating on a frozen lake with a mountain in the background

Skier on a snowy trail with two dogs, running in the distance, surrounded by trees

Some Alaska winter on film.

📸Rolleicord III 🎞️Cinestill 400D
📸 Olympus XA 🎞️ 40 year old expired TMAX 400

a cartoon of a girl standing in front of a door that says that sign can 't stop me because i can Alt: a cartoon of a girl standing in front of a door with a sign who says that sign can’t stop me because i can’t read

Dan, probably

a baby’s finger pointing at a bald grumpy old man in the book RAIN

close up of the bald grumpy old man. I do NOT look exactly like him

extremely rude of my baby to roast me by pointing at this character in her book and loudly insist it’s “daddy”

A Landscape Artist in Winter In rural Scotland, Andy Goldsworthy, the sculptor famed for his use of natural materials, contemplates his own decay.

On a Scottish hilltop, the British artist Andy Goldsworthy, known for his use of outdoor materials, is completing a major new work involving thousands of stones dislodged by gravediggers. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/z_Bn0r

Iron Man meme, edited, Obadiah Stane yelling, "Your ancestors made timeless art in a cave! With berries and ash!"

"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"

Oh man he's got the Burger Church vote!

Three panel comic. Panel 1: gym setting. One guy sees another guy across the gym with huge muscles. He remarks, “whoa! That dude is yolked!” Panel 2: a girl working out next to him says, “ugh, why do guys even want to get that big?” Panel 3: the extremely jacked guy is walking away with a slight smile. He is imagining himself dapping up a group of huge gorillas who are all happy and smiling, accepting him as one of their own.

there's a constant drumbeat of OH NO LOOK WHAT THEY'RE DOING NOW stories and while we do need to recognize the danger I think it's important to take a deep breath and ask "how are they going to accomplish this and is it plausible" before completely freaking out

if nobody got me meme with a marmot

A marmot eats some flowers.

A happy Marmot Day to all who celebrate! #akleg

Immediate flashbacks to when WUMB went offline.

powerful images of Lee Van Cleef painting at home in 1967

ms rachel and mayor mamdani pantomiming crying

gotta be some use for this at some point

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.