Owlbear son or scratch daughter? #BG3

I MISS OBAMA

I have got to stop smoking before bed, all my dreams devolve into Pajama Sam adventures

Billion dollar corporation can't even make the captions match the actual dialogue 😒

It also feels important to say the once a day thing stopped around when I started school but the All Star thing was until like 3rd or 4th grade

If I heard All Star by Smash Mouth I would get twitchy until I actually got to watch the movie, it got to a point I was watching it in my head on long car rides

I don't know if I've ever shared this anywhere but when I was a very small child there was a period of time where if I didn't watch Shrek at least once a day I'd be deeply upset

Also I feel like a lot of yall equate heterosexuality with misogyny and ultimately that means you can't have a productive conversation about anything

Now that the album is out can we finally stop pretending Sabrina Carpenter doesn't make music *for women*

Is this what it feels like to be mutual friends with an ADHD person and an autistic person who are beefing for no reason

Can someone help me explain to Chopper (dog) that I know that he's trying to show how bad he wants to be friends with Hunter (cat) by staring at him, but that unfortunately Hunter in fact thinks he's about to get jumped

I fought back, I won, and now I'm in the merch line 🥳

Why is the worst period I've had in years have to start right before I need to leave for My Chem 😭

I love to give my cat a tiny kiss on the tiny top of his tiny head

What the FUCK do you MEAN cereal is $5 A BOX??????

Happy Monday! Just a reminder that the book banners surged to power by targeting local elections that usually have low participation. We're not going to let that happen again. Look up your upcoming local elections today, research the candidates/issues, get involved, make a voting plan.

When dogs yawn so hard they squeak >>>

I just watched The Wild Robot and I'm doing okay emotionally 🫠

I’ve come to make an announcement: Chris Sanders's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout p

Who else follows The Rules of the Road in #GTAV?

Lowkey if you bought a switch 2 i don't respect you

When a dog yawns and it squeaks >>>>>>>>>

Can't believe we got Omelas in Dandadan before GTA6

Kirishima x Iida

Does anyone else see the vision? #MHA #BNHA

You are not more likely to be killed by a coconut than a shark. This is a statistical error.

Coconuts Georg, who lives under a coconut tree and is killed by 10,000 coconuts a year is an outlier and should not have been counted.

Sam Winchester is the kind of guy that checks how many lumens his pocket flashlight has

One of my pets: *clearly distressed, trying to get a toy/treat*
Me: looks like someone needs a 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑝𝑒

So much to focus on now, but we can't let up pressure about the Big Bull💩 Bill. Not only will it make us all poorer, but it will also effectively eliminate the judicial branch, deregulate AI (think surveillance AND disinformation, just to start), and decimate public lands, among other tragedies.

Don't just say it's unconstitutional, remind people that the constitution is full of very good ideas designed to prevent authoritarianism, and most people who want to ignore it want that specifically because they are authoritarian.