I Don't Have a Lit Degree, I Just Have an Internet Connection Confessions of an Academic Impostor (With a Reading Addiction)

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The Musicology Duck and the Bus to Nowhere Who the Hell is This? Read to the end for Metal recommendations from 25 in the year 26.

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Kermit, the frog

Same as it ever was

My god, what have I done?!

Permission to Badger my client your honor?

Judge: allow me, *lifts animal trap from under dais and unleashes an angry snarling badger which leaps at the whiniest little bitch in the room*

By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪

Disney forgot the rules of the internet.

…Dammit, Dave, you said you wouldn’t do this!

Algorithm Escaping the Void... ...instantly feels like a metaphor for our current internet reality in 2025.

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Morning Kitten

High five, America!

a black and white photo of a woman with the words " you just put your lips together and blow " Alt: Lauren Bacall in To Have and Have Not " you just put your lips together and blow “

#NoirvemberChallenge

Coolest Film Noir Character: Marie "Slim" Browning played by Lauren Bacall in her debut film, “To Have and Have Not” (1944). Controls the narrative. Tames Bogey? That is a new level of coolness.

#Noirvember 🫆

@ladykdesigns.bsky.social 😎😗

Sugar Glider Hates Being Called a Flying Squirrel

Frank, the titular orange tabby, is sitting in a cardboard box with his head sticking out as he looks to the left.

Frank Senryu Series 4
01000 - A Better Ending

Alternate ending
to Se7en when Brad Pitt asks,
"What's in the darn box!?"

#CatsOfBluesky #poetry

Andrew Coumo kissing a woman who does not particularly look involved in the situation herself

Woman covering her face with her hand at Cuomo party

Man with his face in his hand at cuomo party

Woman holding NY hearts Cuomo branded campaign sign but it’s upside down

guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀

ME: How did it go?

SON: We lost

ME: Did you give it your all?

SON: Not really

ME: Good, it would have been a waste of time if you did

"I was working as an FBI informant this whole time, to take down the Empire from the inside. I never went to Palpatine's island!"

I have a very bad feeling about this...

Baseball Sickos cartoon

When the Yankees get eliminated

"Also, prepare to tremble before the awesome power of our frog."

#WarRavagedPortland

And this is really the crux of it folks! Re: T Swift from @raxkingisdead.bsky.social

Tweet from Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb How Nicole Kidman's 'bottomless need for sexual attention' led to the end of her marriage to country music star Keith Urban: Nashville insiders open up to ALISON BOSHOFF

“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man

I would never burst into a Waffle House. I don't want to get thrown into whatever fight is already occuring.

(bluesky user bursts into Waffle House) OH SO YOU HATE PANCAKES??