I'm just a regular guy, but playing a 4-4-2 with this roster and putting Rossi wide instead of playing him right under the striker is a bad idea. #Crew96

I've seen enough. Call me when #Crew96 isn't actively nerfing it's best player.

Extremely unenjoyable half of soccer by #Crew96

The Wisconsin-based Haslem team hasn't yet excised Pride celebrations. #CREW96

#Crew96 Bluesky is speedrunning Celtic fandom.

64 beautiful minutes for my Portuguese prince. #Crew96

With all due respect, I love André Gomes, respectfully. #Crew96

Vanilla is a flavor.

Josh Williams was in the kitchen cooking up that corner kick. #Crew96

Remember in 2024 when Derrick Jones subbed on for Rudy Camacho against Charlotte and committed a red card foul like 8 minutes later? #Crew96

That looks great! My mom swears I went to the Kahiki as a kid but I have no memory. Glad to see some spots (including Sacred Palm) doing well in central Ohio

Oh, I hadn’t heard!

Glad to hear they’re a tough ticket! I’m a tiki enthusiast so the more success the better!

Look…you’re not wrong

It is! Such an awesome place. Wish it were closer to downtown for me, a person who has to drive 8 hours and then another 90 minutes north, but it’s worth it anyway

In town for Crewsmas, there’s only one option for the first stop. #Crew96

#Crew96 currently stink. Jury is out on whether they'll stink all year.

2.5 gallons of liquid/8+ liters is an insane amount of liquid.

I'm just talking about volume of liquid, alcohol is another question but it's the 288 oz that is the real problem.

I think your math might be a bit off!

The liquid volume is the issue, but passes through the body quickly. 288 oz (assuming 12 oz beers) would be hard even with just water.

WRITE.

At the end of the night, I'm not cranky about a loss from a misplayed header on the road. #Crew96

Oddly not a win I'd want to right home about as a Portland fan. They didn't do anything to suggest they had a system other than whatever English nonsense Phil Neville wanted to throw out.

Not a loss I'm overly upset about (aside from another rough match from Schulte) with a team still learning the system and with some players who won't be with the team in April. Seemed much more attack focused than the past and just a bit unlucky tonight #Crew96

Disappointing goal to give up. #crew96 pretty clearly the better team in the second (and I think there may have been an offside). A really mature second half by the Crew seemingly for naught after that goal.

In Rydström's interview with @patrickmurphy.bsky.social he mentioned wanting a...dribbley boy for #Crew96. Tonight that looked like Picard. I know Gazdag's on a big deal but i wouldn't be surprised to see him move on

My goodness, that in the box possession from #Crew96 was really a delight. No goal there but that's a real view into an attack-minded final third possession.

A quietly strong match from Herrera and Picard so far. Some moments from Habroune but overall a performance to forget for him. #Crew96

FWIW, other sites have #Crew96 leading in possession and that passes the eye test.