What the fuck with this guy

The hungry red panda at the Prospect Park Zoo? Adorable.

The HungryPanda delivery app scamming small businesses? Not adorable. So they will be paying $580,000 back.

We'll keep pursuing companies that take advantage of New Yorkers, and we'll keep asking if we can pet a red panda just for a second.

The epistemic crisis has arrived.

In his first 100 days, Zohran Mamdani has:

-Delivered millions in restitution for workers cheated by gig companies
-Cracked down on predatory landlords
-Launched the first stage of a universal childcare program
-Fixed thousands of potholes in NYC streets

This is what leadership looks like.

If you see this, i implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

I also want Obama to wear the tan suit to the funeral.

This is pretty fucking exciting. A moon mission! Fuck Trump, go NASA! #ArtemisII #artemis2

a poster for the moon party shows two people looking out of a window at the moon ALT: a poster for the moon party shows two people looking out of a window at the moon

TO THE MOON WE GO! #Artemis2

“He is not the owner”

A Bush judge. Wow.

www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Wholesome #EpsteinFiles

Well. The good news is when we shoot ourselves in the dick we don’t miss!

MERICA! 🦅

LOLOLOLOLOL

BREATHES

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Ah, and that kids is how Americans productivity numbers continue to rise.

“Why isn’t the minority in all three branches of government magical?!”

I cackled

Great job everyone, you fucking morons. #iran

It’s one of the best run airports in the world. Longest line I’ve ever been through there was about 45 minutes, lifelong Atlantan.

This is TSA not being funded because republicans are insisting on more funding for ICE, instead of just funding TSA.

POWELL: “Gas prices are up… very very low level of job creation… tariffs raise prices…”

That’s called genocide.

Pam Bondi is holding a “briefing” with the Oversight Committee. I believe she’s doing this to evade her subpoena. It’s structured exactly like a hearing except she’s NOT under oath & there’s no transcription or video.

We just walked out. We’ll see her at her sworn deposition.

Pam Bondi IS the Epstein Cover up.

Everyone on the job market right now: no shit Sherlock.

Yes, young republicans, go on the record with the courts supporting the Nazi salute.

Let’s just make sure it’s public record.

CENTCOM: USS Abraham Lincoln still operating near Iran - Shafaq News Shafaq News- WashingtonUS Central Command (CENTCOM) on Monday released a video showing the USS Abraham Lincoln aircraft carrier conducting flight operations during strikes against Iran, challenging Ir

Not as helpful as: CENTCOM has denied the claim that it was removed from service. No comment as yet on whether it was struck. shafaq.com/en/Middle-Ea...

US Mint takes down video of meeting criticizing proposed Trump 24K gold coin A coin advisory committee called the design for the America 250 coin something only produced by "kings or dictators."

SCOOP— Trump wants a 24k gold coin w/ his face on it for America 250, but an official at a late February coin advisory committee meeting called it something only done by "nations ruled by kings or dictators." After NYT reported the criticism, US Mint yanked online vid of the meeting w/o explanation.

Anyone been able to verify this?

This could work!

We didn't have a deep state, now they are building one.

Close-up photo of the legs and feet of JD Vance and Marco Rubio showing some comically oversized shoes

It gets better. Here's Vance and Rubio in the Oval Office...

Yes. Trump Derangement Syndrome is real.