I mean, where else would you keep the snow on a cosmic level? Just let it pile up all willy-nilly on a mountain top or field to get in the way?
Posts by Cardboard Adventurer
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What cheese goes best with a red heffer burger?
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Adorable, tiny dragon happily holding one of the strawberries from the pile it's sitting on.
A commission I did for a mom who wanted a "cute dragon sitting on strawberries" for her daughter who wanted custom artwork to color. I love this little one so much and I thought you all would too π
#oc #art #digitalart #comission #commsopen #dragon #drawing #originalcharacter
Pencil drawn sketch of a fierce looking goat woman with a Greek aesthetic, angrily clenching her hands and snarling at the viewer.
Looking through old sketch books is really fun. Especially when you find gems like this. I think I was going for a Greekish lamia without realizing at the time lamia's weren't really goat women exclusively π
#dnd #greek #mythology #ttrpg #art #traditionalart #oc #illustration #originalcharacter
To the MCU fanboys who were screaming in my replies back when I said it was a bad idea for a superhero series to assign homework:
Whatβs good? You doing okay? Do you want some cocoa?
Were The Soggies evil or were they just reasonably hungry for a sugar fueled breakfast?
Except Cards Against Humanity. Those fellas got their pants on right.
The reason we haven't met extraterrestrials is that what we know as our universe got Phantom Zoned by said ETs ages ago.
Ideal relationship dynamic
GAZE IN AWE OF MY BEAUTIFUL NEW PAULDRON! SHE'S BEAUTIFUL! Thank you @chaoslabyrinth.bsky.social!
#HEMA #longsword
We could probably just invade Russia at this point.
We could just... invade Russia, at this point.
The Catholic Church is the original Epstein Island. Just, you know, something to remember while you're making cute pope memes
Image of the front side of the 1787 so-called "Fugio" Penny, America's first coin, which was designed by Ben Franklin. It bears the motto, "Mind Your Business".
Shout out to the inimitable @lucyworsley.bsky.social for educating me about America! She introduced me to the grand 1787 so-called "Fugio" Penny, America's first coin, which was designed by Ben Franklin. I am in love with its motto, "Mind Your Business", which should have been our national motto! πΊπΈ
Abrasive when wet.
You've been pre-approved for an encouraging pat on the back. Way to go, champ.
I've been to Waffle House. It's not somewhere I'd choose to teleport.
Season to taste with monosodiumgluteusmaximus.
Just a vampire? Dear, I suspect you predate vampires, and more, I'm certain you were around to witness one of the first emergent forms of theatre.
She shouldn't have written so much jaywalking fanfic.
Use scofft and bofft together in a sentence: The lady scofft the knights challenge to the dragon at a rap battle, having witnessed his bofft career as a court jester.
I claim papermaking because I was kind of heading in that direction anyway π
My belly button is an interdimensional portal.
Waiting until the last minute to file is called 'tax edging.'
Lego videos to troll with are neat, but pay artists.
90's Sitcom Dinosaurs taught me everything I need to know about taxation.