#IfItWasntForScience
I, you, and a large part of the population wouldn't be here. And we probably wouldn't have PopRocks, either.

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A cozy bed
#AttractsMeLikeNoOther

We #WentIntoTheForest. I came back out. I sure will miss him.

Friday: Sunny and warm!
Saturday: Cold and rainy.

Repeat weekly.

#WhenTheRobotChasedMe, I hoped it would make my death quick and painless.

If you ate Skittles from least favorite color to favorite, what order would you do? For me, it's Grape, Lemon, Lime, Orange, and Strawberry.

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#ImSloppyWhen I eat pasta

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How I feel when I hear the cats on the other side of the bedroom door at 5 a.m.

I have two LGBT+ children. Living in the U.S. feels like living in a hostile state.

*colonoscopy, damnit

My husband is doing his colonist prep with 900% more drama than I did with mine. It's like the man flu, but involves a lot more potty-pity time.

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#RubbingAladdinsLampGotMe nothing but tennis elbow.

Is it me, or does Danny look JUST like TJ?

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#YouDontHaveToUseYour powers of seduction on the average male. They're always hot to go.

Was it petty to close my Southwest credit card? Maybe. Still felt good.

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#ItsSurprisingThat anyone thinks that things are going well.

#IWouldLikeToProtest the American inability to enact change through protest. We really need to look to other countries, who actually get things done.

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My cats think their house #IsInfestedWith humans!

I signed out when Musk interviewed Trump on X. Haven't been back since.

Southwest airlines just screwed themselves. They billed themselves as a cheaper airline. No frills, but perks like no assigned seats and free checked luggage. That's gone. And today's Jetblue reservation is HALF the price of the Southwest reservation I decided NOT to make.

Beautiful!

There's a town near me called Derry. When we go through, I open the windows and tell the kids to smell the, umm, "Derry air." They don't think I'm funny. 😛

To remember anatomy in high school biology, I made the mnemonic, "There's a vas deferens between a man and woman." #IsTheDifferenceBetween
(I still remember it, so it must have worked!)

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#GMTcouldAlsoStandFor

Great. More trouble.

Great shoes. Sounds like big shoes to fill, as well. 🫂

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#GetOverItOr not. I haven't lived your life, nor walked in your shoes, so it's not my place to tell you what to do.

Show me a badass female character 2-for-1

#WhyThe2000sWereAmazing

🤕

Thanks, Helen!