#WhenTheRobotChasedMe I asked it why and it said: "It's what I do." 🤔
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#WhenTheRobotChasedMe I thought my dream came true
#WhenTheRobotChasedMe I threw it in front of a Tesla.
#whentherobotchasedme I chased him back with a flame thrower.
#WhenTheRobotChasedMe I knew the upgrade was a bootleg
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I knew that was It
I nearly flew apart #WhenTheRobotChasedMe but luckily …
Was very cute
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They needed a 🤗
#WhenTheRobotChasedMe, I asked her why she's always like, "iRobot, iRobot, iRobot" and not "youRobot, youRobot, youRobot", or even "weRobots, weRobots, weRobots"
#WhenTheRobotChasedMe I defied the no tip policy
🚬 We were somewhere outside Barstow, near the edge of the desert
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#WhenTheRobotChasedMe I escaped to the high seas 🌊
#WhenTheRobotChasedMe, I started to wonder how it grew legs.
I must’ve been dreaming
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I knew the end was nigh
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Scene from Army of Darkness where Bruce Campbell as Ash struggles to remember the phrase, "Klaatu Barada Nikto."
#WhenTheRobotChasedMe I gave it the command to stop.
I screamed like a banshee
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#WhenTheRobotChasedMe I seriously felt 'the end' nearing 😱
#WhenTheRobotChasedMe, I ran like a flock of seagulls.
#WhenTheRobotChasedMe I’m thinking Good luck with that! 🙄
#WhenTheRobotChasedMe You’re still not getting lucky! 🤭🥳
#WhenTheRobotChasedMe, I wasn't even about to fall for that nasty chick's thirst.
#WhenTheRobotChasedMe it tried forcing me into a dance off
#WhenTheRobotChasedMe I found the perfect hiding spot
#WhenTheRobotChasedMe, I laughed before I launched that Roomba like a frisbee.
Apparently I wasn't smiling enough #WhenTheRobotChasedMe 😱
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Nier Automata At the theme park. Big Brother Machine: Accept my love!
It could not accept that I would not accept its love.🤖💔
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#WhenTheRobotChasedMe I knew it was because I called it a creepy little knob footed freak
#WhenTheRobotChasedMe and warned of danger, I thought it had mistaken me for Will Robinson 🤖