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My partner is also named zach and it worries me because this is exactly what it felt like to flirt with him in high school 13 years ago 🤣

And I never would've thought that it could taste this good - QueenBumble - Baldur's Gate (Video Games) [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Happy holiday for those who celebrate! 🍃

For anyone who needs something to read on theme 👀 I wrote a ficlet for my galemance #Reaperweave where my grave cleric has her first fun experience with halfling grass... #nsfw #galefic #bg3gale #bg3fanfic happy 420!

archiveofourown.org/works/72741646

"If any of you in any way hate homosexuals, people of different color, or women, please do this one favor for us - leave us the f**k alone! Don't come to our shows and don't buy our records." - Kurt Cobain The Advocate, 1995

Mood, every single day.

I showed this thread to my partner and the first reaction was to deadpan, "That IS where they get Nutella from. Did you not know?"

😭 I know this joke is going to live on in our house because I love hyenas and had no clue they marked like that.

Story Caldwell and Gale Dekarios | QueenBumble | Ellipsus Modern Magical AU

ellipsus.com/read/22B5Jzz...

Reader link for a snippet of a wip

Gale [to his new housemate]: I can't continue a casual relationship if we live together

Story [officially cut-off from her chronic hookup and lifelong crush]: and I take that personally

#bg3fic #fanfic #galemancer #storyweave #galedekarios

About to see #ProjectHailMary and I'm amused to see my local theater is absolutely vandalized with their own posters they handed out for the movie. I'm staring at Ryland who was pinned to my bathroom stall.

A character showing a book called 100 love spells for dummies.

100 Love Spells for Dummies. 📖

well, thanks for making this scene just that much funnier to me 😂

😬 idk if one is superior to the other... But the way in which your brain puts images out for others to enjoy makes my brain go happy brrrrr

Quentin Tarantino should have been run out of town for speaking ill of this man

Just your regularly scheduled share of this masterpiece by @tomgauld.bsky.social

I'm gonna second that "holy shit" because your pencil art is insanely pretty 🤩

Thank you for doing this I always loved Rizzo and her arc

Follow up: husband had us sit down and watch Cutthroat Island and proceeded to say, almost verbatim, the above message when talking about who we would be.

Life is hard when your two person party is balanced but one of you max WIS and made INT your dump stat and the other did the inverse.

I've been trying to think of something witty to say but honestly I think Karlach would be bummed someone out there thinks she skips leg days

I can't tell if this is witchy or you put a phone charger in your water on accident 🤣

Post by @queenbumble · 1 image 💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · WIP sneak peek · An introduction to my wizard tiefling Story Caldwell from the Oops! All Wizards run with my husband 🤙 https://ellipsus.com/read/22B5JzzxqFA8MsjRMoOnUQ/Story-Ca…

For anyone interested, I just posted a snippet of a WIP on my Tumblr where you can get the ellipsus link! #bg3fic #galedekarios #StoryCaldwell

www.tumblr.com/queenbumble/...

3w3

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On top of his left thigh am I just a perv wishfully thinking or 👀

Idk where you're at, but as a Texan who started the morning bitching about it being sunny and 35°F, I'm sorry it's getting colder later in the week 🤣

Share a TV show that raised you...

I actually held off on watching the final season until 2 years later so I could watch it after graduation.

It aired the same year I lost my pappy and started dating my future husband... I was grieving my childhood. #psych #shawnandgus

I'm straight up taking notes on all the bizarre occurrences just to use them in fanfic so others can also be confused and begrudgingly aroused 🤣

Monday lunch boost for all the delinquents like me reading smut on a workday ✌️😜

Hormones are weird 🤣

I've been screwing the same guy since I was 18, we're now creeping up on 30, and it is ✨insane✨ what boring shit starts to turn you on when you get older.

God forbid this man just wants to puff his inhaler and talk about installing shelves for our cats to get up on.

#nsfw

Edging 😌