but what about tax and tip 😭

Guilty. Done.

got caught in that sh1t yesterday too oooof

Are you kidding me? This is something I'd write if I was attempting to parody the style of journalism that hand waves away the overt actions of a fascist.

Probably not fair to group masturbators to call the Atlantic a circle jerk.

In the Sonoma wine bar, Turley still means Helen. But they do know this: there is no strict constitutional prohibition against producing a Pinot Noir with 18% alcohol.

Korn: Korn Read Grayson Haver Currin’s review of the album.

today's pitchfork review is fucking incredible. korn's first album gets its due here; i agree with the author's assessment, i think it's a breakthrough, brutal but necessary album. and he's right that korn got bad quickly after it pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...

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On the L from Ridgewood yesterday and overlooked late 30s woman’s ChatGPT conversations.. first was 5 paragraphs love life/dating advice from the bot, followed by her query “how to make the best skinny margaritas” — if that’s not AI in a nutshell..

eating pizza in bed at 1:38am

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Yaya Bey, “do it afraid” The Brooklyn singer and songwriter supplements her bespoke R&B with Caribbean styles ranging from soca to reggae.

Our Album of the Day is "do it afraid" by Yaya Bey.

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nope but do have very comfy sweaters found @ thrift which are Emirates swag lol

“Good stuff”

still awake? 🤓

great piece, great to learn about this Ebonys record!

guitar is an instrument i usually don't pay much mind, but the way Curtis arranges and performs (?) on it is so special

just wow

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

We wanted to understand the economic rationale for buying Greenland. So we talked to three unvaccinated UFC fans at a Jersey Mike's in Toms River.

Don't be That Guy.. you know, the one who sends out unsolicited "Merry Christmas!!!" messages to all matches on dating apps 🙅🏻‍♂️

Testify! The Genius of Norman Whitfield - live, Thursday, 3PM ET on WFMU’s Give the Drummer Radio - wfmu.org/drummer #radio #freeform @wfmu.bsky.social @gtdradio.bsky.social

Opening a vanilla extract bottle with a pair of pliers.

Standing in my kitchen, wearing a coat, making ice cream. Life is weird.