If anybody can get the Strait of Hormuz reopened, it's Waffle TACO

What season is it acceptable to start wearing white 58 DDD inserts? Always a confusing fashion rule...

Bryon Noem got totally busted

When you're as rich as Tiger, you don't worry about whether your minutes roll over to April or not #tigerwoods

Calipari is dressed like a cranky out-to-pasture salmon making one last attempt at swimming upstream. #ncaa #finalfour #arizona #arkansas

Calipari is wearing a jacket made out of the tablecloth from the Italian restaurant where Rick Pitino infamously got down with a member of the wait staff 😂😂😂 #marchmadness #arkansas #finalfour #sweetsixteen

Be wild if Chandler Bing ends up facing off against Joey Tribbiani in the Sweet 16 ("Youse better get outta my way...I'm WALKIN' here!!") #ChandlerBing #Vanderbilt #FinalFour

CBS is eventually going to make closet right-winger Katy Tur the anchor of their evening news, aren't they...to quote a bit from her friend and supporter Bill Maher, "you know it's true."

with Sergey Ryabtsev @ Buckhead Theater 3/18 #GogolBordello

Getting the band back together

"On tonight's edition of Dipshits of the Apocalypse..." 😂😂😂

Random Overpass Graffiti of the Day: "The first rule of war is to always have a concept of a plan. - Sun Chew"

Jerry Garcia: "My guitar sold for over $11 million."
David Gilmour: "Yeah? Mine brought in $12 million."
Roger Waters: "Hrumph...you're both terrible people, and in ten years the bass I play five notes on will fetch a billion."

#DavidGilmour #JerryGarcia #Christies #BobDylan

Livestream | The Jim Irsay Collection: Hall of Fame | New York YouTube video by Christie's

Fascinating livestream - they're auctioning Beatles stuff at the moment (Ringo's pinky ring just went for 95k)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIqn...

Be interesting to see if Thomas Massie sends out Easter cards where he's surrounded by piles of redacted documents instead of rifles

I'll take "Late-Stage Capitalism" for a thousand, Ken

Yeah, I didn't know what to expect either. Was initially a little afraid it would be repetitive acoustic stuff, but he is really super talented (didn't read til afterwards he'd mostly been doing grunge type music until the past couple years - he channeled Cobain closer than anybody I've heard).

Creepy guy Rick Jackson, running for governor of Georgia, in one of his 10 hourly commercials: "The establishment will hate me for the same reasons they hate Trump."

Um, ya mean exorbitant gas prices, rampant inflation, and total incompetence?

Cookie company exec, probably: "We'll just cut the bag in half and charge the same price...nobody'll ever notice!"

Would be zero percent surprised if Bobby Junior used the $5 a gallon gas prices to launch his new "Make America Walk Again" initiative...on interstate highways. #MAWA

"On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire, and the White House will be adorned by an Ultimate Fighting Championship." - H.L. Merkin

Six months from now, probably: "Greenland was just days away from developing a nuclear bomb!!"

Between CBS getting handed over to a gaggle of half-witted nepo brats, and a gubernatorial candidate in my state who runs continuous ads and looks like he could in fact eat babies, think I'm gonna just cut the cord & watch Britbox and the like from now til the asteroid hits...

Overhead in line at Starbucks today: "Turns out the Q in QAnon stands for quagmire." #iran

Gas is so expensive somebody just tried to siphon methane from Ted Cruz's backside #gas

Western nations begging Ukraine for gas in 3..2...1 ("You should be grateful we're asking to buy oil from you...and put on a suit!")

Hope y'all are enjoying your $5 gas (and I ain't talking per tank) #winning

Best line in the terrific new Elvis Presley concert doc: "You get dry up here onstage...gimme some water. It feels like Bob Dylan slept in my mouth last night." #Elvis #EPIC #BobDylan

#CBS is going downhill faster than Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards

Sign in a community college science classroom:

Q: "What's the most dangerous element on the periodic table?"
A: "MAGAnese"