Discord Addams rules forever. "Eat the rich, fuck the patriarchy" is the best sign-off ever. Solidarity queen! I love her so much #dragrace

Justice for Train Dreams #oscars

Just watched #traindreams and can I just say- this is such a beautiful movie to weep with. Mary Oliver would have loved this film

I have covid for the first time ever and I’m trying not to be the most dramatic person about it

Curling cheating…with CANADIANS. this is very off brand

My Saturn return just ended. EVERYONE PLEASE CLAP FOR ME #saturnreturn

Desperately wanting Rodgers to finally retire #nfl

Robert getting 10s when Elaine got 9s has me UPSET #dwts

I thought she said “I’m not saying you don’t deserve the trophy”

I’m literally scouring the internet trying to find out 😂

I just want a restaurant in every town with a baked potato bar. Is that too much to ask for?

(I’m aware I’m a potato and some chives away from having everything I need to make this a reality in my own home.)

I’m trying not to be bias but she genuinely left me speechless in this!

MY GIRL ELAINE IS GOING TO THE FINALS #DWTS

anyway I feel like I’ve been consumed by the plague

At a #StateChamps show and I have identified the men who will open the pit ahead of time 🫡

Blueberry turnover pastries on a serving platter

The Patriots playing today 😭 #patriotsnation

My knees will never recover tonight (in the most non sexual way). Thank you #gossipgrill #sandiego 🤸

Men (Rylie) are so emotional #BB27

Genuinely need to know if I can use a bereavement day so I can cope with Andrea Gibson’s death

My wife and I were “sharing” a thing of guacamole while we are on our beach vacay. And she HOUSED it. I’ve really never been more in love. 🥑

I think my wife wants to divorce me. She heated up my COCKTAIL SHRIMP!!! in the microwave!!!!!

My wife has emotional support buffalo chicken dip right now… I deeply respect that

One day you’re young and fun. The next you’re newly 30 and crying on the couch before bed because Howie the crab died 😭

Me: “love you baby, good night”
My wife: “me?”

Is it that obvious that I talk to my cats a lot? 😂

Patrick Mahomes looks like he loves a good toothpick. I say this with no disrespect

If Steve Wonder has a leather kink, then good for him I guess

Me at cost check seeing they are selling cosmic brownies: “how long will you be serving the cosmic brownies this evening?”

I’ve never seen Sabrina Carpenter build a single piece of furniture

I got new AirPods which is great, but I had to turn off conversation awareness because it was interfering with my Rent soundtrack concerts

A plump black cat is standing on an antique chair with a blanket on it

When I work from home, this is who is sending you emails