Tortellini primavera with grape tomatoes and parmesan <3 low-stress dinner after a LOOOONG week (65hrs).

TikTok video by Zack

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8jdxVXf/

Rump's face when the British reporter asked him if he planned on apologizing to President Zelinski when he sees him was *chef's kiss*

Maddow: I think it is a bad mistake to let Joy Reid walk out the door. It is also unnerving to see that on a network where we've got two nonwhite hosts in primetime, both of our nonwhite hosts in primetime are losing their shows, as is Katie Phang on the weekend. I do not defend it.

The House Republican budget bill would slash programs like Medicaid and food assistance for children and put millions of Americans’ jobs at risk - all to give a massive tax break to giant corporations and the ultra-wealthy.

Congress must stand with working people and vote no.

'No Amazon, no Walmart, no fast food': What's behind the 'Feb. 28 economic blackout' The People's Union USA, a self-described “grassroots movement” founded by John Schwarz, is encouraging Americans to refrain from making non-essential purchases on Friday.

www.yahoo.com/news/no-amaz...

Kindly refrain from forming an opinion about me until you've pissed a mile in my pants.

VA fires 1,400 more staffers in second round of workforce reductions About 2,500 VA workers have been forced out of their jobs in the last few weeks.

www.militarytimes.com/veterans/202...

I swear to God, if I die and respawn I'm gonna be really pissed

This is payback for Harrison Butker being such a toxic butthead.

Valid

84% of Americans watching the #superbowl today will likely be drinking alcohol.

Alcohol plays a significant role in 40% to 60% of domestic violence cases against women.

Doctor Pops In On Woman Being Read Her Last Rites To Tell Her She Needs To Get Her Weight Under Control [pic of doctor holding woman's hand in hospital bed]

SATIRICAL NEWS
#satire #doctormemes #chronicillnessmemes

Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.

Popular meme format, grandma labeled with "bluesky's public launch was one year ago today." Younger person helping her labeled with "sure grandma let's get you to bed."

happy first birthday to Bluesky, and what a year it's been!

with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.

Activate ward of caffeination

I don't think RFK Jr should even be in charge of his own health.

Listening to Kennedy talk makes me want to vomit.

The only thing I did was try to exist and my body was like "um. no."

#chronicillness #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor