Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that’s draped in bacon.
"A bacon tree ! We’re saved!" he says.
He runs up to the tree and is immediately shot up with bullets.
It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.
I watched this after falling for the comedy-centered marketing campaign, and I've never been so glad to be deceived.
Branches
Move over potato chips fried in lard, say hello to
No, and yes. I'd never use it to a fellow American, but am a sufficiently voracious consumer of words that I know what it means.
Closeup of a small brown mushroom growing amidst moss and pine litter
Here is a nice mushroom, as one says
Thing is, he didn't even get the original slur correct. Right wing bloggers back in like 2005 coined "fauxcahontas" which
The hiphopalypse
Look man, it's been a long day, and I hate the fucking Eagles!
Swear to god, at first I thought that was supposed to be an IUD
Where's Hiro Protagonist when you need him?
Kumquat Bonsai
#art #photo #photography #Bonsai #tree #garden #green #EastCoastKin
©️skinskin & shou
I like trees.
Black and white photo. A lone well crowned Scots pine stands against the sky half way up the picture and slightly to the right. The bottom third of the picture shows scrubby more grass. Behind the tree the further horizon shows a hill summit touching cloud. The sky is grey - yes, it's black and white, but it was quite a dreich afternoon, and this is pretty much the true sky tone!
A once and future forest with a lone survivor high on the mountains: a Scots pine beneath Creag Mac Ranaich. Big trees can grow up here, but overgrazing (sheep or deer) prevent regeneration. #ThickTrunkTuesday
#Scotland #trees #nature #photography #mountains #mountaineering #EastCoastKin
I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.
Eine schmale, kurvige Landstraße führt durch eine winterliche Landschaft. Der Boden ist von einer dünnen Schneeschicht bedeckt, auf der sich dunkle Reifenspuren abzeichnen. Links und rechts der Straße stehen hohe, kahle Laubbäume, deren Äste sich über die Fahrbahn neigen. Ein Maschendrahtzaun verläuft parallel zur Straße. Im Hintergrund setzt sich der Weg zwischen weiteren Bäumen fort. Die Szene wirkt ruhig und verlassen.
"Spuren im Schnee"
#maicschulte #schnee #wald #winter #bäume #trees #snow #cold #blackandwhite #melancholie
Check this dawn redwood forest! Echos of Goshin
You two look like elves 🙂
Tina Crabapple with abundant fruits 🍎🐝
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#crabapple #abundant #friuts #tree #bonsai
It keeps going 🧵
HAIKU 🎎🎐⛩️
Tracce nel bosco
insegui i pensieri
luna nel cielo.
Giulia Grignani © ✍️
Cryptomeria japonica 🌳
Mostra-concorso 2025
Crespi bonsai
Parabiago
Foto personale 📸
#fotografia #bonsai #haiku #arte #poesia #versi #poetica
And my ellipses!
Repotting a big trident maple into a bonsai pot.
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@davideasterbrook.bsky.social
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#repotting #trudent #maple #bonsai #bonsaipot #horticulture
You joked yesterday, "Don't let your songs grow up to be covered by Willie (or people will forget you originally recorded it)" #XPNcountdown "Pancho & Lefty" is one of my all-time favorite country songs (it's a short list). I had *no* idea it was a cover.
#XPNCountdown is #5 on Worldwide Top Trending tags list from the last 30 minutes
Followed immediately by "Dancing In The Street" by Van Halen. Another one I had zero idea was a cover.
Ska version of Bad Guy? Yes please!
All the most famous songs in #XPNCountdown are going to be at the bottom of the list... because no one realized they were cover songs in the first place (this skeet inspired by learning that Whitney Houston's "Greatest Love of All" is a *cover*)
This is cool
