Cow fursona, Hemlock, wearing a DARE shirt that’s been cropped and distressed. Hemlock is holding a jar of weed and has a bong next to them.
HAPPY WEED DAY!
🎨: @retrofutureart.bsky.social
The yearly tree orgy is deadly.
I love my Nerd Moment sticker so much 😤
an illustration of a rat floating in the air with a xylophone.
Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes!
#illustration #rat #NeilBangingOutTheTunes
Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - huh
I clock in, I check my cases, I’ve been assigned all of the cases from hell today. I contemplate calling off.
How your email finds me -
📸: @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social
I feel like it would be a little terrifying to exist in the Pokémon universe where your main pollinators are Pokémon like Butterfree which are like half the height of a human.
LESBIAN WHO JUST HEARD THE PHRASE “GOLD STAR MILITARY FAMILY”: So the whole family has only ever slept with soldiers…?
the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen
youtu.be/XrOa5hDzXIY I’m no longer in my twenties today
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
Did they at least draw a funny comic with it that we can turn into Telegram stickers?
If I break the high score can I take the cigarette?
I know a lot of furries see their sona’s as themselves, which I do too, but I also see Hemlock as my cartoon Lindsay MacGuire. Still me, but can be funnier, toonier, and say my thoughts unfiltered.
I need to take time to listen to more of his stuff, i definitely enjoy the music of people inspired by him.
I’ve never heard of them! Going to add an album or two today to my in office listening.
Reblogging this for the people who weren’t up as late as me thinking about silly questions while folding laundry.
"you need to learn how to use gAI or you'll get left behind!"
counterpoint!
the absolute fastest way to render yourself unemployable is to build your skillset around a tool that does your thinking for you, that everyone has access to, and that one company can change or take away at any time
He was one that popped up in my head when I asked myself this, but then got beat out by the next thought, Prince, because Black Star was a really good last album that Bowie got to put out.
If you could have one more album from any dead musician of your choosing, which musician are you choosing?
A vintage style drawing of Pidgey from Pokemon; five little brown and beige birds perched in the branches of a cheri berry tree, fluffy white flowers all around.
A soft vintage-style drawing of two Pikachu Pokemon sitting in a Pecha berry tree. The male has picked one and is handing it to the female while Cutiefly hover around.
A drawing of four Oddish Pokemon with their leaves styled similar to calathea house plants. One is in a hanging pot, one is perched on a potting table, one is standing on a terra cotta pot and one is sitting on the floor. They have gardening items such as gloves, a watering can and a spade around them.
A vintage style drawing of two Wooloo sheep Pokemon happily frolicking in front of some light green bushes. One is leaping over the other, both wearing gold bells with large polka dot bows with trailing ribbons, one pale pink and one pale blue.
Pokies 💖 #art #pokemon #Pokemon30
like..
That’s exactly how I pronounce Bluesky!
Unfortunately I do not like beer 😞
I love having two bluskis so I can like my friends posts from both accounts.
the artist's feral coyote sona propping up a skateboard with its front paws, wearing sunglasses, a diaper, and a backwards baseball cap in primary colors. it has a surly, defiant expression. the text over the image reads: CALL THE COPS, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK #abdl #diaperedferal #diaperfur
we have a diapered feral over 30, repeat, a diapered feral over 30, requesting backup, over [kzzzzshhht]
Er*kkka K*rk looks like the Mary Jane from the live action Scooby Doo movie when she gets hit in the head by a branch and it reveals she’s possessed by one of the island monsters.
Bronze Medal Guy meme by 3palec modified to show the dog from the Winter Olympics celebrating by getting his well-deserved medal, giving the middle finger to everyone because he is the best boy.
THE WINNER
