nutting is already SO good but this makes me want to empty it alllll out

me, wearing only a white lab coat and glasses

“fufufu….why yes, I am a specialist in Ramology”

Also in this I’d be like “oh yes, oddly sentient baby I “”renounce”” my ways” then the baby pulls the cord but instead of a parachute it’s an anvil

This is like the third skydiving Christian baby scenario I’ve seen, this shit is simultaneously hilarious and infuriatingly stupid

American Pop (1981) dir. Ralph Bakshi #filmsky 📽️

A shirt design featuring a retro toon wolf-type character holding a dead armadillo and "Coyote"-brand beer, featuring cacti and western typesetting. "Roadkill Bill's Bar & Grill" is the name of the fictional establishment.

Another new #furry shirt design for Furlandia! I couldn't resist doing something with the western/cowboy theme.

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kah be cackling and chortling on the timeline

lol but also 10g of protein is wimpy

Trans Viking!!!!

jokes on them: I’m already cool

Every man Jack, for how good it smells, just disintegrates off of me

holds it to my forehead

“fucking do it”

WIP piece of my ram and I’s nightly routine. Let’s just say he’s insatiable, and I am too for that matter. 😈

By my lovely @avisheep.bsky.social

I was stuffing my face in this whole trip, like eating big ass portions/rich food. I haven’t been doing anything extraneous either, walked around, did a good bit of swimming but STILL???

I do way more walking at my job alongside pushing beds

Gotta say that my ass getting fatter while on vacation at the beach resulted in me pullin’ 4 nuts outta my ram daddy. Everything is right in the world! 🍑🌅

I would appear fully naked

“Ahhh a ghos—- WH!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR CLOTHES”

Interesting

But how did the coyote get to the moon to procure that cheese

mmmm??? in a way, it’s certainly not nearly as convoluted

I’m a broke bitch too 🌚 especially after this vacay lol….

very! It’s a somewhat different experience compared to Curaçao, this was certainly more touristy but still just as beautiful and warm

I love cacti and other such succulents but goddamn these are basically spiny landmines

Heheheh behhhh hehehhhh

A friendly feral cat; this and a couple others were hovering around a seafood restaurant ha ha

Cool rat!!!!!!

More island tales

Owl mural!!! Alas, I didn’t get to see the lil guys…

I don’t know how the food is? But boy, he’s laying the bedroom eyes on you…!

Got a souvenir for ya

This guy, this duuuuude

Ahhh sweet sweet mementos

a close up of a man wearing a hat and sweater ALT: a close up of a man wearing a hat and sweater

peace out, Aruba!!!

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SweetTrans ✊

no: you get an F

Those folks haven’t crawled out of the sand box with their action figures

stupid sexy skunk 😍

…. Big naturally squeezed juice