I told you it would be stupid

Good stuff will surface eventually but we'll get there in the stupidest ways possible, as usual.

Good. The last thing we need is whiny quitter energy.

Look, do you want this taken seriously or not?

Organic foods from Wegmans

Sounds like you may have found what's holding you back

Maybe even Spanish for good measure

Vlad Sr style

Honestly, the 🦒 probably has this coming by September

Buddy none of us NEED to do this to ourselves.

Don't forget about flags.

The Knicks should file a request to the league to tip off every game down 20.

I've been seeing a lot of Sean Landeta around recently, perhaps he's running.

While all of #isles world celebrates the team moving on from Lou Lamoriello, I want to pause to recognize the fact that in my view, he saved the Islanders on Long Island and oversaw the greatest non dynasty stretch of hockey in my lifetime. It is time for a new direction, but I am grateful to him.

This was so comforting! Whew!

Do not, by any means, say it.

The sharpie on the hurricane map

They're supposed to stay in Spanish gringo

Could still have a split 4 Nations national championship if the AP Poll has the courage.

This might be a great time to Remember Jenrry Mejia

This is 1000% what my wife says every day

Why on earth would you have Philly friends?

Nothing about Ray Allen or Mr. Sugarpenis?

Welcome back!

It was (is?) embarrassing.

Nothing screams Red Bulls like ... puke green?

Honestly nothing can be worse than the Daniel Patrick nonsense.

One underrated thing about Stearns is he's good at raising the floor