Considering selling my feet pictures

I asked for a 2nd breakfast this morning and that was my face when my staff declined my request. This may be my last post as I might starve until lunch

My friend advised me to tilt my head for better humans manipulation. Does it work? Will you give me all the snacks if you saw me like that?

Listen, I can't talk right now because birds have done an unauthorised landing so I have to monitor the situation. Lucky them I had my breakfast + I'm an indoor cat

Treats or treats? (Careful what you reply). Happy Halloween everybody! 🎃🦇 #HalloweenCat

Ugh... I still have to wait one hour for my breakfast since the winter change of time.

There's this white Dröna box from Ikea that my humans want to throw away or donate. As an interior designer, I told them: wait, let me refur it in black fur so it will look better.
Call me if you need to refur anything. I work for snacks. #wonderfuleveryday @ikeauk

I thought this was my end. The humans took one extra hour before giving me my breakfast! Now I'm confused: shall I wait 1 hour for my 1st snooze? Shall I wait 1 hour for my morning magpies surveillance? Do they even love me at all? Shall I wait 1 hour for my football training? #WinterTime

TFW you realise that "holiday" your parents talk about aren't really holiday but a trip to Dr Meow (aka the "V.E.T.)

The things you do to get cuddles in this house... Happy #caturday all!

This is my new Nono table. It's called nono table because when I get on it, the human says "Nono! Not on the table!" And of course I pretend I don't understand this order #IkeaLack

Helping the human to mount the new table. And I got paid in snacks

Busy doing important cat stuff in my box. Bleh #Catinbox

Hold on... who is this pretty lady in my room? #catandmirror

Recharging my batteries

My Social Media Manager advised me to not post this photo of my bottom but I think I'm cute and isn't it what social networks are for? 😸

I was playing with my spider but then zzzzzzzz

Look! I caught the string! #SoProud

My mum says the world isn't ready for how pretty I am. It's cute how she likes to state the obvious #😺

What on earth is this abomination? Are you here to steal my food?

I have been betrayed! My parents are talking about another "cool cat" they met in town. How dare they?

The Futura Electro Modern Art Gallery ™️ (FEMAG) has just acquired a new painting from an emerging artist.
I like how she captured my big cheeks.
Isn't it stunning?

I've been thinking: after being a professional footballer, a living room to room speed racer, an ornithologist, an entomologist, a surveillance system, and food expert, should probably become like my mum, @morganistik, a photographer. Dear Leica, my DMs are open @leica_camera 🐾📷

I just acquired a new piece for my art gallery. It's a metallic mouse. I already had a mouse from the same artist but she just entered a new phase and let me have her 1st painting

Happy Black Cat Appreciation Day! Black cats get less adopted because they don't picture well for social media. My entire feed is the proof that we do in fact photograph better than well. You just need a Samsung phone and ask people who know how to shoot
#bcc_bcad2025 #BlackCatAppreciationDay

Yesterday was my 1 year adoptaversary! My humans invited the ladies from my rescue who helped me find my forever home. Sharron, sorry I hissed at you, it was the cats smell... But thank you so much for the gift and snacks 🤍 Speaking of snacks this is my moth hunting face later on #adoptdontshop

Thinking about the meaning of life and when will I get my next snack

So I've been doing the human's accounts and it turns out they can afford my lifestyle and could get me more snacks and toys. Not sure why they've been talking about selling my paws pictures on OnlyCats? #catswithjobs

Happy me and you day, Kitties #InternationalCatDay

I think my parents are obsessed with me... my mum has a picture of me on her computer and my dad has 15 lockscreens all of just me! Should I worry?