DO NOT TURN OFF THE BUS

So furious in fact, that I appear to have forgotten basic English!

So not only did I get moved for Utd vs Rangers, just had an emailed stating Utd are blaming me for one of the hundreds of Rangers fans being in the home section, and have sanctioned me! I took a picture of my view.. wish I'd taken a selfie now 🤬 Appeal lodged. Furious. #MUFC #MUNRAN

In the crowd at Old Trafford. He was poor, but Zirkzee didn't deserve the reception on being subbed. Fuck me, back your team #MUFC #MUNNEW

Yes, the ref was shit, but such a frustrating performance from United there. Our second string definitely not good enough. #MUFC #TOTMUN

#OTD 🗓 15th of December 1991

The best full back in the history of English football scored his first ever free kick for Manchester United.

Denis Irwin 👏👏👏

🇾🇪❤️🇮🇪

Questioning my sanity!
#UTFR #UTID #MunFor
#StormDarragh

Today marks 35 years since a gunman entered Polytechnique, separated the men from the women & shot 14 women to death.

It is now Canada's National Day of Action and Remembrance on Violence against Women.

Threads suck on this app but going to try and include my thoughts here as possible : 🧵

Missed Garnacho's goal, and there were hundreds behind me who didn't get in til at least 15 mins in.

Meanwhile relocated home fans are still stuck outside

15 mins from kick off, and there's as many fans behind me as in front. Absolute joke this #MUFC #MUNBOD

"Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest! What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Get your hand off my penis! I see that you know your judo well!”

me: i heard you do a terrible owl impression

him: where

me: holy shit that is bad

Amorim for the last 85 minutes.

I thought we weren't going to tolerate this kind of hate speech on bluesky

It's the hope that kills you #MUFC #IPSMUN

POV: I murder my goldfish and dispose of the body but I immediately realise that I am not going to get away with it

Not even a debate about Guardiola v Ferguson. Get a grip.

Ferguson broke the Old Firm in Scotland and won 10 trophies with provincial Aberdeen including a European final win v Real Madrid

Then restored MUFC to glory after decades of failure

Pep has always followed the easy path. Flat track bully

Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀

City won’t be having this. Perhaps they can challenge the legality of five defeats in a row? Maybe if they send a letter asking a few other clubs to back them they can get the rules retrospectively changed so none of this counts?

Losing 5 in a row is a sackable offence.

This is my second rodeo

Headline: "Jeremy Clarkson: Starmer's a nightmare for farmers. He doesn't even eat meat"

Ah yes, vegetables, which as everyone knows fall from space

a man and a woman are standing next to each other and talking . ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and talking .

Seem to remember the Bitters laughing their heads off when Spurs turned us over.

Appreciate this may not be a universally popular opinion but the less you treat BlueSky as a crusade or cause, and the more you position it as simply a superior user experience with a better governance approach, the more sustainable the growth will be.

Hannah Ingram-Moore saying “I did not steal my Dad’s charity cash” on This Morning.

Morning.

Sorry I am late. I missed the...