we all know I have no life, so:

Is pouring oat milk on your oatmeal cooking a calf in the milk of the mother?

engage in forbidden sexual intercourse, the Gemara notes that Rav Yehuda says that Rav says: There was an incident involving a certain man who set his eyes upon a certain woman and passion rose in his heart, to the point that he became deathly ill. And they came and asked doctors what was to be done with him. And the doctors said: He will have no cure until she engages in sexual intercourse with him. The Sages said: Let him die, and she may not engage in sexual intercourse with him. The doctors said: She should at least stand naked before him. The Sages said: Let him die, and she may not stand naked before him. The doctors suggested: The woman should at least converse with him behind a fence in a secluded area, so that he should derive a small amount of pleasure from the encounter. The Sages insisted: Let him die, and she may not converse with him behind a fence.

reject modernity (online r*pe academy), embrace tradition (the Beit Midrash telling a man to die)

It’s actually fine & good to say “I would not vote for Newsom” right now bc he’s NOT the nominee! Ppl are saying “I won’t vote for Newsom” to be as loud as possible that he sucks and should not become the nominee, challenging Dems to do better. Newsom is not inevitable and NOT the right person.

One thing about Kash Patel eventually being fired is there’s no way to imagine what his face will look like upon hearing the news.

BREAKING: An appeals court rejected President Trump's effort to revive his executive order targeting gender-affirming medical care for transgender people under 19.

The order will stay blocked nationwide as our lawsuit moves through the courts.

A picture of a library shelf with a small rolled up note on it. The note says “read this” in child’s handwriting.

A picture of the note unrolled. In the same child’s handwriting it reads “beware of the future!!”

Still thinking about this note I found in the children’s section of the public library when I worked there back in 2018. This kid tried to warn us…

You know what would also help her afford her husband's cancer treatments? UNIVERSAL FUCKING HEALTH CARE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW IS THIS GODDAMN COUNTRY STILL LIKE THIS MAYBE GRANDMA SHOULDN"T HAVE TO DELIVER FOOD LIKE A TEENAGER IF WE HAD A DECENT FUCKING SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!!

Here a grandmother is forced to do a gig job with no job security because she can’t afford to retire? What are we celebrating here?

This a million times.

We have never done any kind of public reckoning or healing, or even acknowledgement, of this.

For years I've felt the need for something but don't really know what it would look like.

💯🔥

more seriously congrats to the hungarian people for kicking that asshole out

Who knew the guy who couldn’t even order a dozen donuts would fail as being a negotiator

But Sulu's leather cape is the real star of the show here.

I just heard someone use "tit for tat" to mean something like "line for line" or "word for word". Basically that something was copied exactly.

I want to know if this is an evolving meaning actually in use or if their brain mistakenly served them a phrase of similar cadence in the moment.

Same in the original. Or at least frequently in undies.

It's ok. Let them all bicker.

We'll just keep sipping our pristine Portland, Oregon tap water, secure in its preeminence.

Every single one of the astronauts who went to the moon and back on Artemis II was educated at a public school.

Thinking of the teachers who poured into Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and Jeremy Hansen tonight. You helped send a kid to the moon!

🌕 💛

I'm sorry, what? How is that a problem?

look at mister hooper telling big bird about how he went to a yiddish folkshul when he was a little kid, look at him taking a grocery order in yiddish for some guy who wants a couple of red onions (royte tsibeles, רױטע ציבעלעס) for his herring

If you’re not Jewish you should read this thread to familiarize yourself with the many many forms of antisemitism so you can actually stop it when you encounter it.

Tonight in 1990 — David Lynch and Mark Frost's TWIN PEAKS debuted on the ABC Sunday Night Movie. #TwinPeaks #OTD

Tarmac, aka tarmacadam, is named after engineer John Loudon McAdam (1756-1836) of Ayr, Scotland.

Macadamia nuts are named after chemist, doctor and politician John Macadam (1827–1865) of Glasgow, Scotland.

It is important not to confuse the two. Dry roasted, salted tarmac makes a poor snack.

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We can’t unring the bell of an American president threatening to do genocide

Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

Absolutely not.

Fabulous! Welcome to the beauty!

Fabulous! Welcome to the beauty!

guus8815 2h sicko's Reply dr_vpatel 2h Fuck Israel Reply berin_jama 2h You people are crazy Reply 7noonah_me 1h The most silly fake religion on earth Reply lill_thesloth89 1h You are in a cult.Jews are in a death cult Reply tjay.288 26m Cult!!!! Reply seannie300 47m Not Allowed by who? Its 2026 no need for this delusional hostage by "faith" its a scam. Reply vitorreis233 54m This is mental illness. Glorified superstition and OCD and collective delusion. Reply divinelyisaa 56m Yall just be doing shit Reply

MATTICK JAR HIER unruly613 5h Just doing everything backwards because at the end of the day, Jesus did soak the bread and the wine so the Jewish and orthodox or they all corrupted at the end of the day Reply serine_waked 5h Lol.. follow her if you wanna learn how trick god. Reply sunny_buys_southelgin 17m Eating bread=bad... killing babies=good Reply mattice. boutique 23m Neurosis عللصمه que.tarantino 3h Weirdo baby killers Reply lesxma 7h So many stupids rules, yet they don't have one against killing innocent people. Reply savedingermany 3h Trying to trick God. Reply 1 3 36

susangillis047 18m We all need to remember who dies for us on the cross and gave his life for all of us so we all could live. Jesus is the only reason why we celebrate Easter. He has risen zee_boats 3m Literally loopholes for everything they do namrahjibran 2h Crazy totally waste of time Reply getwithit_2626 2h All this but bombing babies and hospitals is kosher Reply yourpartisanshipdisturbsme 7h Strange rules always with some strange mystical connection to something innocuous. Reply 2 2 223 View 18 more replies giffelalexandersaavedracalabi 4h It's like OCD had a religion. Reply 1,444

zutphenannevan 1h • Edited Who comes up with this??? Sorry, but sometimes the rules are really so far fetched, as if they are just made up to keep everybody busy all day long. Reply jessicabarcelo87 1h Too many rules that don't make much sense Reply elabella_02 1h Now that you explained, it's still makes no sense! Reply mohamedlakouer 59m Stupid rules Reply isthisyanoila 1h Fortunately, the messiah already came so this is not needed anymore!! Reply _nunci_muthoni_ 27m This is ridiculous, I'm sorry Reply

Ever single gentile needs to read each and every one of these.

A Jewish woman on Instagram made a post about how matzo is made and why we eat it on Passover.

Every reply was violent, vile, and hateful.

I need you to understand how even the most innocuous part of Jewish existence is reviled.