Appropriate since snakes do not have arms.

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Bore da!

I hope so too. The food court has a lot of video apparently

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Just thinking about it makes me want to cry!

Some kids set off fireworks at the packed food court at the mall, my friend was there and she said it was terrifying. Everyone thought it was a shooting.

I feel like emotionally eating a ton of Special K cereal. What's the best one for you?

Have not yet been proven wrong in my assertion that January fucking SUCKS. Love to have my normal anxiety and depression seasoned with situational extra anxiety AND a high fever.

Not all caramel needs to be salted! And not all white rice needs to be basmati.

Absolutely! I'm stealing this

I never did that but my sister did sneak me a PB&J when I was in enterics isolation

Back for a split second to report that my neighbor told me that he's not a "fruit guy" but he really liked my cookies anyway. So difficult for me to understand not loving fruit!

The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something

men are way too emotional to be president

"Also, she won the Nobel Peace Prize and I didn't, so I'm going to be a bitch about her forever and you better be one too"

god, grant me the serenity of a stupid asshole in congress

Turned out well! #cookieparty

Today!

Making cranberry cookies and realized just in the nick of time that I'd mixed up the measurements for baking soda and baking powder. Whew! Don't know what would have happened but I doubt it would have been good. #cookieparty

Happy New Year, dear friend!

Gratitude list! Every day I write down three things I'm grateful for, big or small.

Heaven!

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Happy New Year! Eat your good luck foods and do NOT do any laundry today. You don't want to wash away your luck or love in the new year.

Back for a split second to share this picture I took last night at the Washington National Cathedral. Merry Christmas and I'll see you in the New Year!

There is no cure apart from a light coma

That's usually where I am too. One of the most frequent is "Why did I say that mean thing in 8th grade?"

Thank you! I thought so too.