What outlet was he from? Stellar work!

All Blonde News (ABN)

Just what the world needs. Great job everybody.

Quick, what's RFK's coffee order? Wrong answers only obv.

Lord of the Rings but with Donuts.

It was part of the framers' great genius to balance the interests of the educated against the interests of the woodland troglodytes.

The Ghost is the machine.

Teens only know the last five minutes in general.

He watches it shirtless and pantomimes the moves.

Any time he's shirtless it looks like a meltdown.

Red pill them so hard they flip to reading credible news.

I think you mean WHAAAT!?!!!

"financial vehicles set up by Jeffrey Epstein"

What?!

"It’s weird to me that it’s not more popular ..."

Yeah, with a $2500 initiation fee and a monthly rate of more than $300 it's a real mystery why more people aren't joining social clubs.

*chef's kiss*

Full video here:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=jNv3...

Also doesn't believe in exercise.

This will not end well for Meta.

I had assumed it was hair gel when it may be he just doesn't shower.

Congrats!

You would get it if you were in the cult I assume.

Any tattoos we should know about?

Sissies unite!

But what we knew of thee made us want a disinfecting shower.

Looks like another Republican grifter going home. Heads up Oregon #PDX

Fuck it, we’ll do it undead

✅ Soul Devoured

I've been waiting for prosecutions since 2008.

I will lose my mind if they let this all go for the sake of a national unity that will never, NEVER EVER EVER, arrive.

End of an era.

Tbf it looks fine when you are blackout drunk.