my brother and i both got our wisdom teeth out on the same day, by the same dental surgeon. i was prescribed tylenol 3 for the pain and my brother was prescribed percocet. when i woke up i was in immense pain and was told i had to wait to take my tylenol 3, my brother never touched his percocet
preach🙌 this is so frustrating as a viewer. no one asked for shorter seasons, often times a show is cancelled before it even finds its groove these days. maybe if we got more than 8 episodes there would be more to talk about…
quick question for my fellow renters, how many times does a service request for the same issue need to be submitted before the landlord finds an actual solution?
anyone else see these ridiculous “whole row to yourself” ads from #united since they love to over book every flight i imagine no one will ever get to experience this “new” feature. let’s focus on things like leg room and free checked bags.
managed to find my way back, hope y’all didn’t miss me
new phrase “i’m a little wavy”
sometimes i use my noise cancelling airpods as ear plugs and don’t have anything playing
everytime i ask the barista if a new drink is good, i feel like they think i’m a corporate spy and they try to sell me on the drink
new to coconut and trying samoas for the first time in decades and oooo baby these are addictive.
feels like a good time to reopen alcatraz and put all the pedos from the epstein files in there, we can call it the new epstein island 🙌
was doing self check out at the grocery today and there was no tag or plu on the strawberries so the lady said they’re free 🍓🍓🍓🍓
tried something new this week, i put my laundry away immediately
cooking salmon on the stove (yes the fan was on) and i turn around to see my entire apartment cloaked in smoke - now it’s freezing in my apartment because i needed all windows and doors open
not sure how anyone else is feeling about #Alexa+ but i asked my Echo to turn the lights on and the thing wanted to have a full on conversation. I told it to revert back its old voice and Alexa+ has a modified version of it. didn’t even go back to the right sound #robotvoicepls
HARD PASS
i will forever and always despise the following chores (in no particular order): dishes, trash, laundry
can someone explain to me why #martysupreme was nominated in the comedy/musical category? was definitively not funny.
i didn’t realize what i was missing without these noise cancelling headphones, everything is so much more peaceful now
per the usual my procrastination knows no bounds - i can officially say the laundry has been put away 🙌
at the theater, it’s intermission, i almost fell down the stairs
i love coming home to find maintenance left my slider open and my front door unlocked.
doubled down for the inaugural #soupnight - made squash and sweet potato soup AND sausage and lentil soup
tonight i officially started #soupseason welcome to the new and improved #SOUPNIGHT
decided to get to work early so i could have some alone time before the office opens at 8am, i get here 45 mins early and there are people showing up 30 mins early ready to do chit chat … this is a prime example as to why i always stay late instead of getting in early
have to pack to go somewhere? no problem my procrastination will push packing to the absolute last minute ✨✨
so excited for book 2 in the #villiansoflore series to come out tomorrow, counting the minutes!!!
my procrastination is an art form, task: put the laundry away… i have spent the last hour building a new shelf and moving my cookbooks and wine around. task: put the laundry away
