Another day, another day I pose this question:

Why is Randal Grichuk? That's it, just why?

Why is Randal Grichuk?

I said this yesterday and it still.holds true, we sent 4 human beings to the moon and back and Randal Grichuk still doesn't have a hit.

We sent human beings to and from the moon and Randal Grichuk still doesn't have a hit.

We sent astronauts to and from the moon and Randal Grichuk still doesn't have a hit.

The answer is honeydew. Always honeydew. What if we gave you a melon that wasn't any good? And included it in every fruit salad or fruit cocktail you've ever had?

Next time through Ashtabula a "cup of coffee" is on me.

I have a photo in my office of me and Scarlett Johansson from when I had to work media relations for a 2008 Obama rally on campus. There's even a post-it note on it that reads "Really Scarkett Johansson". She was very pleasant. Also, shorter than I thought she would be.

In fairness, not all parents should take their kids to school. The morning drop off line turns into Mad Max some days. Every day I leave the parking lot without being involved in an accident is a major victory. So there's a half truth there.

I've eaten my feelings through an entire tin of Jingle Jangle today. My only saving grace has been "at least I didn't have to watch the Giants play"

I keep coming back to this:

Notre Dame's two losses were by a combined four points. Their most recent loss was on September 14th.

Alabama lost by 21 yesterday.

This is the worst selection committee we've ever had.


Cannot believe Alabama didn't even drop one spot after the SEC title game blowout. Cannot believe they waited until the final reveal to flip Miami-ND. Could have done it at ANY point.

Five people will get this joke

Giants fans, I guess there's only one question to now ask.

I guess, at least they had the lead? #positiveaffirmations

I never get to listen live so I don't get to ask in real time, but Kenny Minchey as an answer to the short yardage/goal line struggles? Carr isn't really THE problem, but Minchey likely is more comfortable rolling out with options. Freeman says he's going to help at some point. Why not there & now?

Giants heard y’all talking nice about them and said NOT ON OUR WATCH

Hear me out: double-stuffed Fig Newtons. Admit it, you'd buy these.

Hear me out..
#milliondollaridea

This is one that always gets people as someone who (a) grew up in Youngstown, (b) had actually family members named in mafia books and (c) has his great-grandfather's pardon papers from his time in Sing Sing -

I've never seen a single episode of The Sopranos in its entirerty.

The bug on my windshield put up more of a fight this weekend.

10-ply, super soft toilet paper. Or the New York Yankees against the Blue Jays

See also: the Yankees

I can't believe the plan to sit two of their best hitters isn't working out for Boone and the Yankees. Good thing there's Plan B of going to the bullpen with Fried at 102 and the bottom of the order up

I'll give Boone the benefit of the doubt, maybe he thought Fried's pitch count said 120 and not 102. Easy mistake.

Of all the Giants losses I've come to expect, at least that one was entertaining.

And also that pre- and early-season rankings are db because we don't know anything until October

Can both be true that ND's defense has been crap and maybe, just maybe, they aren't as good as we thought they would be - but that also they've lost 2 games to 2 now Top-10 teams by a total of 4 points in the final minute each time and that being ranked 21/24 despite being 0-2 is kinda too low?

I can't believe how much better this offense is when they get the ball to J. Love. Who would have thought?

Both Carr's touchdown passes so far: started out looking like unmitigated disaster right until it wasn't

Never schedule a game in this God forsaken stadium ever again. Unless it's against James Franklin.