working on shortform video content that is just ai rewrites of popular science articles over slideshows of cool galaxies for my new tiktok account “brain porno” #hustle #smart #milliondollaridea #monet

Ok, Ok, hear me out…this…but with genitals. Looking for investors.

#guns #targets #millionDollarIdea

i wish there was a way to put AI into an M&M #milliondollaridea @microsoft.com

For domestic tranquility I have to mute the TV every time a clip with Turmp speaking pops up. Couldn't smart TV tech have a configuration option for a list of names to automute whenever they appear on screen? #MillionDollarIdea

what if instead of doordash it was odordash and they delivered smells straight to your door #milliondollaridea #grindset

something from last nights dream:

[lollipop→drink→spice] rack, wide assortments of all the things

wildly experimental, extra-fun Fun Dip

#food #candy #milliondollaridea

What if we started a Bang Bus that also made DoorDash deliveries? #milliondollaridea

Hear me out: double-stuffed Fig Newtons. Admit it, you'd buy these.

Hear me out..
#milliondollaridea

Cheese Antiperspirant
(So your cheese doesn't get sweaty; not antiperspirant that smells like cheese)
#MillionDollarIdea

Bear BnB. A reservation site for hibernators.

#MillionDollarIdea

*shut_up_and_take_my_money*GIF
#MillionDollarIdea

Are you a car maker looking for ways to innovate?

Put a button on my fob that will automatically roll up all the windows. If it starts to rain, I won't have to go out in it to make sure the upholstery doesn't get drenched.
#MillionDollarIdea

(Does this actually exist on any cars yet?)

Ever wonder how Pet Rocks became such a big thing?

#PetRocks #RetroToys #70sFads #PopCultureHistory #ToyHistory #MillionDollarIdea #GaryDahl

My #milliondollaridea is breakfast bars that taste like breakfast: bacon, eggs, pancakes and syrup. Why is every breakfast bar either oatmeal or chocolate? #allplantbased

#SharkTank #MillionDollarIdea #Humor

I should go on Shark Tank.
My million dollar idea is to repurpose old, worn out, nonstick frying pans into racquets.

Disney should start its own professional wrestling league. #milliondollaridea

A Hank Williams Tribute act, but it's only Hank III.

#milliondollaridea

When is someone going to invent a fighter jet that FLOATS???

#milliondollaridea

You should be able to Uber Eats movies from the theater to you're HOME! #MillionDollarIdea

Kenan Thompson pointing to his head. He is very smart.

My Completely Original Podcast Idea:

Me and a few 30 - 40yo white men sit around and drink whiskey, while discussing movies, pop culture, and music.
#milliondollaridea

Next #milliondollaridea :

A Viking themed Vasectomy clinic called Ballhala.

#yourewelcome #jokes

There are lots of soft drinks called Mr and Dr and a few Profs, but I think the bottlers ought to expand their honorifics. Why isn't there Sarge Soda? Journeyman Jooce? (Have to misspell it, contains 0% juice.) Cardinal Carbonate? Yeoman Bubbles? The Right Honorable Sugarwater? #milliondollaridea

I want to start an account where I pair billionaire’s tweets with the recipe we should use when we eat them. #MillionDollarIdea #EatTheRich

Oh man, people are so bad at driving. There should be, like, a place where you go to learn how to drive better. #MillionDollarIdea

Odell Down Under, but, a roguelike #MillionDollarIdea

#MillionDollarIdea 90-Day Beyoncé. A reality show in which contestants have 90 days to convince Beyoncé to marry them. Challenges include a booty shakeoff, a rap battle with Jay-Z, and the always-popular Put A Ring On It Ring Toss.

Trail mix where you don't have to remove the raisins

#MillionDollarIdea

If I had a dollar for every ‘Sorry, I was on mute’ in a webinar, I’d be hosting mine from a private island. 🏝️🎤 #MillionDollarIdea

If I had a dollar for every ‘Sorry, I was on mute’ in a webinar, I’d be hosting mine from a private island. 🏝️🎤 #MillionDollarIdea