Caroline Lucas of the Green Party reckons that Water needs to be Renationalised.

RT if you know it has to be.

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1768

The Wordle Abyss
Started ok
What’s the score?
Nearly there
I’m washed a-shore
It’s a start
Grown from a spore?
Is this it?
Sorry (I swore)
Finally!!
The answer’s SNORE 😴

Almost everything we argue about is a substitute for the thing we should be arguing about: the immense wealth & power of an oligarchic class, which captures governments, ruins lives and wrecks the living planet.
This class redirects our rage at scapegoats. To resist its lies is to resist its power.

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1767

Porridge should be creamy
To eat and not to dump
But if you cook it for too long
It turns into a CLUMP 🥣

Benefit Fraud costs about £2bn a year.

Tax Avoidance is at least £200bn a year.

One is unaffordable and needs to be cracked down on.

The other is completely ignored.

I bet you already know which is which.

Me too (or rather me Four)

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A day out and walking in London
The numbers you wouldn’t believe
Trying to get back to the station
It’s crowded so you have to WEAVE

This smart dog knows about politics, he literally gives a shit.😆😆

Me too - a tedious 5

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1765

Self check-outs are everywhere
Saving lots of money
But do we think that they work?
Shopping’s kinda funny
Unexpected item here
Something boxed or canned
Sets the red light off each time
How long must we STAND ?

What should have happened: the REIT paid no tax but the Tice companies holding shares in the REIT paid £98k tax on the dividends they received. What actually happened: none of the companies paid any tax.

Our new report: Richard Tice signed accounts wrongly claiming £98,000 of tax exemptions

A 🧵 with the evidence:

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1764

There was a young guy called Cody
He worked as a travelling roadie
Driving the vans 🚐
That supported the bands 🎸
As a fan, he behaved like a TOADY 🐸

Croaked my way to a 4

The millions of us that read Private Eye knew of Mandelson’s connection to Epstein. If Starmer did not know, why did nobody tell him?

& the winner is!

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1763

Add an ‘e’ to a word
And it sounds ‘continental’
So a bell on your door
Is an elegant French BELLE ?

A different first word, a lucky guess and got a 3 😀

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1762 #WordleHaiku

From your elbow to
the tip of middle finger 🖐🏽
That is a CUBIT

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The Carpenters first sang it
But now they’re all done
As we get up each day -sing
‘We’ve only just BEGUN’

AI can make your eyes bleed.

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1760 #WordleHaiku

Series of events
Repeating in same order
That is a CYCLE

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

(I'm NOT deleting my post below 👇)

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1759

You’re tiny and cute
And you’d fit in the bin 🗑️
A mischievous face
You look quite ELFIN 🧝🏽‍♀️

Farage has been pictured backing Orban, pictured singing praise for Andrew Tate, pictured many times with his “good friend” Trump..

It must be hugely frustrating for him he never got a picture with Hitler, or Starlin.. or Pol Pot, or Idi Amin and so many more 🥴

Cartoon by Gábor Pápai, a well-known Hungarian political cartoonist.

What a mucking fuddle! A slow 5

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1758

Police are out in force tonight
Searching for Bad Sally
She escaped from custody
and ran off down the ALLEY

That would be Buvg Jupcqxz

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1757

There was a young man in the nude
His behaviour was somewhat crude
His granny was cross
And somewhat at loss
Because she was rather a PRUDE