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You stand in Court as witness
Feeling quite forlorn
Before you can say anything
An Oath it must be SWORN
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#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1751
You send him to talk peace
Or is it just a ploy?
This is the Middle East
We need a good ENVOY
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The beach is like this
With a bucket and a spade
Not pebbly - SANDY
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Barbecue season is here
We don’t want to hear you all whinge
The difference in cooking outside
Your kitchen won’t stink of the SINGE
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When you drive - take care!
Look when taking over
do not drive if drunk
It’s hard enough when SOBER
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There was a young woman called Izzy
Got herself in a bit of a tizzy
She felt a bit drunk
Fell asleep in her bunk
All because she had drunk too much FIZZY 🥂
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It’s a nightmare - where am I?
This is such a dump
Feet are wet, it all stinks
I’m stuck in a SWAMP 🤢
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Icy Solar System body
Like a cool-tailed rocket
elliptical paths in the sky
It’s a little COMET ☄️
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A gift of a poem this is
About someone I’d like to thump
Or maybe Americans say
‘It’s time that he went to the dump’
He’s causing a nasty world war
It’s just because he has the hump
It’s money that drives him along
it’s horrible President TrumpCHUMP
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It’s a 4 but lots of possibilities for tomorrow’s #WordlePoem (May diss the Orange Leader)
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If you’re into metric measurements
That in your sums you put
Something may confuse you
As you wonder what’s AFOOT
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Nellie the elephant
Stuck in a Circus
Packed her bags
Not the end of her story.
Went back to the Jungle
Shot by a hunter
Just for her tusks
And desirable IVORY 🐘
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Hanging out with Epstein
When you’re a Royal Prince 🤴🏼
Or a would-be President
Who likes young girls to mince
Guys with paedo longings
Need sexual refit
Because that weird behaviour
Does not really BEFIT
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Early to bed’s a good idea
Then be an earlier riser
One of those hints that you should try
Making you healthy and WISER
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A litter of young creatures
Or a worrying sad mood
If you’re inclined to ponder
Then what you do is BROOD
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Don’t mess up your chosen font
They’ll call in the print Sheriff
To make your documents look cool
Why not try ‘Sans SERIF ‘?
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- [ ] (Don’t mention the War!)
At Fawlty Towers
Back in the day
Pru is playing Sybil
Andrew Sachs is Manuel
and there is John as BASIL
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Smart clothes, flash cars, ok
You’ve got the boxes ticked
You think you’re rather clever
And that people say ‘he’s sick’
But when reality comes in
you’re thicker than a brick
Choose all the posh designers
Only you could look so SLICK
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Don’t Look Back in Anger
You might see a Wonderwall
Half a World Away
Like a Sunday Morning Call
These songs have in common
An original basis
They’re created and sung
By the band called OASIS
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If you’re stuck on drugs or booze
Or you’ve been injured bad 🥵
Rehabilitation can be good
Just call and book REHAB 😀
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Hereditary peers are going
Let’s have our chiefs elected
Then when they do something wrong
We can get them ejected
Getting in because your Dad’s
Lord Posh who behaved damply
And then for simply turning up
You get rewarded AMPLY ?
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A hook or buckle
Used to hold things together
Or an embrace - CLASP
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On a scale of Presidents
Who’s cooler than Obama?
Someone we can trust just like
A Llama with no DRAMA
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We pass exams or get degrees
Then through Masters we wade
You could then get a Doctorate
In US ‘Make the GRADE ‘
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A joint that’s often injured
With a twist or nasty mangle
You could end up on crutches
If you crack or break the ANKLE
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You can do a lot with eggs
Poach, scramble or fry
Or make a posh soufflé
It’s worth a little try
Boil them, soft or hard
In a pancake must be beaten
There are so many ways
That eggs they can be EATEN
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Fish on Friday is tradition
Cook some cod, the best they sell
It’s quite healthy and real tasty
Problem is that pungent SMELL
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A soft toy - for play he is ready
The love he is shown is so steady
He’s soft and he’s sweet
From his ears to his feet
I’m talking about lovely TEDDY 🧸
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The horse lives in a stable
You’ll find mole in his hole
A squirrel in his little drey
And fishes in a SHOAL
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War has started much too fast
Trump put lives to waste - he
has no future peace plan and
He’s too crazy and HASTY 🤯
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