i like to arrange my mac os dock so that frequently-used, low-memory apps like notes and calculator are right next to an app called Globohension Extracticrash Agnostify Compression Engine Mk. XIX that takes 45 minutes to load, five hours to close, and can only be used outdoors
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brb texting him (not actually but maybe)
aTMZ?
Me? Look at a Zoom meeting recording of myself? Please no
i need to figure out what proof is needed, I _think_ I'm potentially eligible but it would require some digging in family past.
I do find it shocking that so many people online in 2026 genuinely don’t seem to have internalized the long-standing and essentially inherently public nature of the Internet.
But a lot of powerful forces are happy to let people continue to believe the Internet is more private than it actually is.
reposting just so i can post this to feed
TIL I have been poobed
inspired by certain people at work haveibeenpoobed.com
have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.
A large format film strip showing three frames Left: an astronaut floating above a ship in orbit around a green gas giant Center: the title card for Project Hail Mary Right: a tight shot of a human hand passing a ball to a limb poking through something that looks like a soap bubble
Good movie. #filmsky
Everything that I've seen about it tells me it's going to kick ass, but I don't have 8,000 dollars to spend, nor the ability to just put it in my rented apartment
The movie poster for Project Hail Mary, 2026 - ★★★★½ (contains spoilers)
🎬 Project Hail Mary, 2026 - ★★★★½ (contains spoilers) https://letterboxd.com/plttn/film/project-hail-mary/
woke 1 is renaming master to main. woke 2 is switching to jj
Dad Suggests Arriving At Airport 14 Hours Early
Dad Suggests Arriving At Airport 14 Hours Early theonion.com/dad-suggests-arriving-at...
At this point I’m just waiting for @tranquil.farm to be a little bit more stable and with a container image released. 🤷♂️
dear apple. when i want to choose another card, i will ALWAYS tap the top thing. always. i will never tap the second thing. please fix. thank u love u
Some very exciting news - it looks like the working group for AT Protocol at the IETF has been approved! (though not formalized in the datatracker just yet)
This is a big milestone in the standards process. But is also just the start of the actual process - years of meetings & work ahead!
I stopped reading at tater tots
All students of the Scioattolo Center for Accounts Who Can’t Not Show Indicators of Compromise.
me and my 300 friends love using my personal PDS /s
So turns out I could work smarter and not harder, and I replaced the Jetstream listener with an RSS listener and cache busting.
🤦♂️
Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.
Any update on a prebuilt docker image to atcr/docker? Having to build makes testing and giving it a shot kind of a pain.
tangled.org/tranquil.far...
"so our company specializes in semantic search"
"what does /that/ mean?"
"exactly."
macOS already ships age verification
The movie poster for EPiC: Elvis Presley in Concert, 2025 - ★★★★
🎬 EPiC: Elvis Presley in Concert, 2025 - ★★★★ letterboxd.com/plttn/film/epic-elvis-pr...
The movie poster for Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie, 2025 - ★★★★
🎬 Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie, 2025 - ★★★★ letterboxd.com/plttn/film/nirvanna-the-...
The movie poster for How to Make a Killing, 2026 - ★★★★ (contains spoilers)
🎬 How to Make a Killing, 2026 - ★★★★ (contains spoilers) letterboxd.com/plttn/film/how-to-make-a...
lovely i'm seeing it now. thanks for making it a full lexicon rather than the call to action link in the bio!