I'm in! 😒

Deal.
*Rule, Britannia plays*

Three paces behind, as is traditional

It's Flag-Shagging Day?
It's Flag-Shagging Day! 😍

(Only kidding. I could never.) 😂

There's today's earworm. 😒Thanks? 😂

You're not getting the Black vote. How do you expect to win without us? 🤔

It happened to me, too. 😢
Kids can be ruthless.

#dadjokes

In WWII, in the Pacific, the US Navy had specialised ships that just served ice cream.

If one ran aground on an atoll, would that be a desserted island?

Double check your Larry the Cat sources, Kids!

My friend Mr. Ng is the best, and the Original photo-documentarian of Larry. (Okay, and other things around Number 10, as well.) 😁

Please buy only HIS merch! ♥️🖖🏾

He's the guy who campaigned in the wrong district for...long enough to be an embarrassment. At least, for most people.

He's also very stolen valor, as those screenshots show. 😒

That guac flight looks NOM! 🤤♥️

Have fun, you two!

Indeed. Shameless false braggart. 😒

Don't worry about Hung Cao and stolen valor. A new DD214 is currently being written by the DoD, that will fill in those pesky details.
Maybe even qualify him for a Bronze Star. 😒

I am dead fuckin' serious, I got a month at the place I live and bring no income in. I'm not skilled at much and only the perv aspects are anything I can market myself on.

If anyone has info I'm all ears. Will do ASMR/Sexting, but I doubt anyone wants to see me naked

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That's what YOU say.
We keep hearing about how you were a giant Diva, and pretty touchy to work with. 👀🍿

As well as in the other 49 states, we hope!

CC: @bruceshark.bsky.social Looking good, BroFace! 😁🦈♥️

It's not okay if he's being blackmailed about it, tho.

Everyone should have the opportunity to decide when (IF) they want to come out. I don't like his politics, but, seeing him being dragged out of the closet? That's not cricket.

Rep. David Scott is among the stars.

#RestInPower

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Thank you, Sis!! I love you, going forth to slay, lol. 💜😘

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Sending out Happy Birthday wishes to the #RealSlayer, and the best Sis in the 'verse, @buffytvssummers.bsky.social!

May you continue to live long and prosper, and always have sharp stakes! 😘♥️

If it is, it's going to be in a colostomy bag. 😬🫣

Freeze it. Small portions. 😉🖖🏾

Here is some incredibly helpful perimenopause information: Late night protein snacks for the win! Who knew?! (Not me.)

Union jobs

I saw. You see?

I didn't realize you were in Cardinal territory! How lovely! 😍

Alan Osmond is among the stars.

Men who don't harm women are not special. Men who don't cheat are not exceptional. Men who treat women as equals are not heroes. Cooking in their own homes and caring for their children is not help, it's responsibility. This is not praise-worthy behavior. This is the baseline. This is what a normal, decent man should be. Stop applauding men for meeting the bare minimum.

We need to reset expectations and set basic standards and minimums here. The narrative has gone all askew, and it's causing a shitload of problems.

Step it up, men. And stop whining.