What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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What do you call a fish who loves to play basketball? A bass-ketball player. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for years..?
..Church!
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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Being a parent often means interruptions to some of your most private moments, sometimes in a creepy and scary way. #parenthood #dadjokes #musicalcomedian #singersongwriter #singerpongwriter #funny
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Why did the computer break up with the internet? There was no connection. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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What do you call a fish who loves to play basketball? A bass-ketball player. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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