If bed bugs got their name because
someone saw them in beds.. Who the hell named cockroaches?

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for years..?

..Church!

#dadjokes

I failed the mandatory fire safety training at work this week...

The asked what steps would you take in the event of an explosion...

..apparently...

"Fucking big ones" is not the right answer... 🤷🏼‍♀️

not taking credit for this one given the chance of someone being offended ..

Anyway, big shout out to Judas for the long weekend!

(Thank my brother for that one!)

#inappropriateJokes

why does a chicken coup only have 2 doors?

because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan/saloon.

#dadjokes

In case I am found floating face down tomorrow, Gabie was reading 'The Raft' (Stephen King) was so upset by it, she went down to St Georges Basin (the lake behind our house) and threw the book in.. me being me... I bought another copy ran it under the tap and put it in her bedside drawer... 😈

i watch the addresses religiously.. i will be switching off if that racist zealot is platformed.

A statement on behalf of the Australian Cartoonists Association regarding James Hillier aka Nordacious and the QLD Government:

The police came around earlier.. apparently my cat Alex had been harassing some kid on a bike..

.. i told them it was impossible.. Alex doesn't own a bike!

#dadjokes #badOnes

For anyone attempting to DM me (I know there are 3+ messages) .. @bsky.app has not (still after weeks and a support ticket) sorted out the "Age Verification" .. so I can't access them and by the looks of it I'm not going to be able to, ever.

The problem is (I think) they don't want to end up like Fatima.. the problem being that as a party they seem to be fed the line, "united we stand, divided we fall".. which is not wrong. That's how the liberals and nationals get in. We need a parliament where people answer to their electorates.

supermarket shelves filled with boxes of hens eggs

Hundreds of eggs. Not one mention of Easter.

We are supposed to be a Christian nation!!

#fake #rageBait #easter

Just to be clear...

I like Jews but I don't like Israel,

I like Muslims but I don't like Saudi Arabia, and

I like Christians but I don't like children..

#stolenJokes

still doing the no blue tick for technical fame?

submitted

So I'm blogging again, especially as SI is really good for helping me get my thoughts coherent and readable despite my disability: dyslexia.

My latest issue/thoughts are on Multi-Factor Authentication and how it really is bad in most current implementations.
👇👇

www.michellesullivan.org/blog/1840

Which support team? You have a link/direction I can reach out to? (obviously that means 'no' :) )

it's half past three and i just woke up .. 😂😂

@bsky.app @safety.bsky.app seems the age assurance thing is broken for me.. it keeps doing the "initialising" and never actually doing anything else.. i'm not
getting an email etc.

Given I'm 56 and "known" it's both mildly amusing and irritating.

wait isn't this the ultimate "participation medal"..?

.. for the the scary thing is "Rupert Lowe" (MP) literally saying it's ok.. he's also making £140k/yr from Rage Baiting, has campaigned opposition for a partial solution against illegal immigrant employment .. asked a foreign power to intervene in the legal process and democracy of the UK.. etc..

there is no difference on the driven element.. the yagi calculations are for the parasitic element resonance (directors) and reflector that alter the emf pattern.. the rest is dipole theory.

given the driven element of a yagi is a dipole it might be i came across equations that may help in places like: au.mathworks.com/help/antenna...

wouldn't that be variable based on the final stage of the transmitter setting the voltage along with the material type and feed type?.. i have links with formulas on.. but i don't recall a specific formula for what you're asking..

this help..? www.electronics-notes.com/articles/ant...

Holy crap! as if timing and all that.. been working on that blog post for a few days.. and i thought i was maybe reaching a bit possibly delusional in my feverish (flu-a) state.. feel free to share/repost/whatever.. bsky.app/profile/mich...

Mein Kampf Reimagined: A Modern Populist Manifesto – Michelle's Blog The life of Michelle Sullivan an amateur photographer, geek, trans-woman, and narcissist (according to some)..

umm I did a thing.. "whoops".. 😂😂😈

www.michellesullivan.org/blog/1837

he'll get preemptively pardoned

So a load of people told me someone like me can make money on Onlyfans... so thought i'd give it a go.. come visit..

unfortunately complete projectile fest for me.. has to be completely cooked (therefore ruined) for me to be safe.