Black cat nestled in a felt box next to a stack of cat food cans, looking smug.

In his happy place #caturday

letting roku city run for 36 hours and when i finally look back up at it they're doing the Purge on there

sometimes a coworker will drop offhand a piece of lore that feels like finding an audio log in a survival horror game

(the whole cabinet standing up one by one Spartacus style) *I* sharted

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

Ah shit they're saying our days as the global hegemon are over. I was really materially benefiting from that. :(

Beautiful

Scientists baffled by sriracha bottle that sprays a fine mist of eye-burning, clothes-staining goo every time it is opened.

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

Sigourney Weaver Text: THERE IS NO XMAS ONLY YULE

ONLY YULE

Let's make this the best Christmas. Ever.

@theonion.com

Fucking wild seven days. Cat tried to kill himself (unsuccessfully!), passed the one year mark at my startup, and had every single piece of portable electronics stolen from our apartment (merry fucking christmas). I need a goddamn break.

Two cats looking out from an open wardrobe, nestled in clothes

Vicious predators spotted in their natural habitat (the sweater wardrobe) #catsofbluesky #caturday

(He’s doing fine now)

Closeup of a black cat in a carrier. He looks pissy or sleepy or both

Sometimes you do a crime so bad they have to take you to the vet for emergency emetics #catsofbluesky #crimes

a plate of cookies that look disturbingly like Sean Connery in Zardoz

Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."

CTA holiday train, bedecked in lights

Annual CTA holiday train sighting

Tortie hiding under shirt

Tortie looking sleepy and bothered, closeup

Black cat creeping with evil purpose across a bed

They won’t let me do laundry #catsofbluesky

this has become a very important video to me

Nobody:

Podcast ads, nonstop every day since October: “Do you STILL have people left on your holiday shopping list? STILL???”

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"By the way, I’m not trying to actually kill one. That’s not my thing at all. If that’s what you’re getting from this, then I don’t know what you’re reading or how you thought that, but you’re totally off base."

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Presenter: The game is called TransAmerica!
Bluesky Crowd: *raucous cheering*
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Presenter: It's about trains!
Bluesky Crowd: *raucous cheering*

first day in Mamdani's new york. I have already been forced to change my gender

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the video being projected behind all the performers on stage

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight

A green, non-pumpkin gourd carved (pumpkin style) to look like a goblin or a mogwai or something

Apparently there’s a pumpkin shortage in Illinois? Anyway, the grocery store sold us these fucked up green gourds, and I’m kind of into them