Chelsea players lay out what they want from new manager.

I have no idea why Chelsea are having problems

#CFC
#PrimaDonnas

Rogue Trooper | Official Teaser Trailer YouTube video by 2000 AD

youtu.be/byd5PRryi_Y?...

In other news, idiot can't distinguish between criticising Israel and being anti-Semitic.

Bugger.

Guardian saying journalist was at Turf Moor to witness Nottm Forest's home victory over Burnley

Grauniad journalism at its finest
#nffc
#TurfMoor

The Lovecraft Investigations podcast: excellent audio drama (also on BBC Sounds, if you have it). S1 - Charles Dexter Ward, S2 - Whisperer in the Darkness, S3 - Shadow Over Innsmouth, S4 - Haunter of the Dark. Then sign up to back this.

Kier Starmer 'not aware' of Mandelson's failed vetting.

Next up, he is 'not aware' he's the Prime Minister and supposed to have a spine.

#Starmer
#Mandelson
#Shitshow
#pluscachange

Israel escalates attacks on medics in Lebanon with deadly ‘quadruple tap’ Lebanese health ministry says killing of 91 healthcare workers shows ‘total disregard’ for international law

Seriously. Just #FuckIsrael #FuckNetenyahu and any apologists

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They must be cowering at such strong words 🫤

On this day in 1989: 37 years ago today. Britain's worst football disaster at Hillsborough Stadium in Sheffield. 96 football fans were crushed to death shortly after the start of the FA Cup semi-final match - Liverpool v Nottingham Forest. A 97th person died subsequently. #OTD #YNWA97

This is exactly the level of stupidity we need to get Reform into power.

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Wow, that's a real shock. #scumbags

Impotent idiot says what?

Right, no, but apart from THAT...

Is the Pope Catholic?

Hahahahahahhahaha.

No.

Don't do it Elliot, it'll f*ck your career. Mind you, you'll be set for life £££.

#115chargesfc
#nffc

X just suspended an account for telling US soldiers,

in first 365 days of service can GET OUT out just by reporting "failure to adapt"

This will also apply to drafts, and may be useful information you can pass on

As a foreigner (UK), I feel this must become something every American knows

I hate having to do the "look, they're normal just like us" post, but sometimes you have to do that when American propaganda tries to convince everyone Iranians are "animals".

One part, when's that fucker going to be assassinated, one part wtf happened to my pension, ten parts alcohol.

They should be so lucky

But to be fair, stopping a Nazi glorifier entering the country and letting the US use UK airbases to bomb civilians is a tad bizarre.

THE only reason the trip has any logic to it. Get the sweatless one off the hook.

BREAKING: I must bring you the upsetting news that an Iranian missile has struck an Israeli sewage pipe, flooding a Tel Aviv district with shit. What did they ever do to deserve this?😭😭😭

— The US-Israeli war against Iran is not a NATO operation.
— No NATO allies were consulted beforehand.
— The US did not invoke Article 5 of the NATO charter for the simple reason that it hadn't been attacked.
— NATO allies are under no obligation to assist the US. QED.

The need to cut to the chase and rename Miami in his honour.

Trumpton has a suitable ring to it.

Trumpville would be a poor second choice.

Or if you're feeling fancy LePetomane

#trump
#library
#buffoon

For some reason I can hear John Peel introducing it like that on Radio 1.

a man is making a funny face and saying `` your amazing '' . Alt: a man is making an unamused face and saying `` your amazing '' .

Another tone deaf decision to guarantee obliteration in the elections.