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This is one of America's saddest days, but it pales in comparison to the days that are coming for so many here.
64 percent.
These motherfuckers and their stupid motherfucking baseball hats
The reverse Robin Hood: take from the poor to give to the rich.
A Free Palestine protester was arrested after disrupting the filming of Gal Gadot’s new film in London.
This movement constantly stalks, harasses, and bullies Gal Gadot for simply existing as a Jewish and Israeli woman, and you still want me to believe they aren’t antisemitic?
Sure, let’s dissect the mental and physical acuity of the former president who sought to make lives in America better while minimizing the reality of a deranged arsonist dismantling the country we’ve known and loved. What a failure to meet this moment.
"Has anyone noticed that, since I said “I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT,” she’s no longer “HOT?”"
the President of the United States, everyone
The president has covered the Oval Office in gold, is planning a massive military parade for his birthday, and is now accepting $400,000,000 luxury planes from foreign powers as personal presents.
What the fuck are we doing here?
Don’t give in to the lies. Don’t give into fear. Never. Ever. 🇺🇸
Another industry he’s killing.
Pritzker: It’s time for us to be done with optimism about their motives. Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research… Autistic kids and adults who are loving contributors to our society don’t deserve to be stigmatized by a weird nepo baby who once stashed a dead bear in his car. Our military service members don’t deserve to be told by a washed-up Fox TV commentator, who drank too much before being appointed Secretary of Defense, that they can’t serve their country simply because they are Black, gay, or a woman.
Dear god let this man cook.
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these motherfuckers are making me stare at shipping charts
nobody outside the shipping industry should have to stare at shipping charts
A government-imposed $8 limit on most credit card late fees is the latest consumer protection regulation to be scrapped by President Trump’s administration.
Email from DHS revoking parole, unnamed recipient, received by Nicole Micheroni. Part 1
Email from DHS revoking parole, unknown recipient, received by Nicole Micheroni. Part 2
Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?
It really sucks that we can no longer say "Thank God it's Friday" because you know some stupid shit will happen this weekend.
He put tariffs on every single country but Russia.
Trump's tariffs could increase the cost of an iPhone 16 Pro by almost $300. Who pays for it? Us or Apple?
And if we moved iPhone manufacturing to the U.S.? Let’s just say… get ready for a bajillion-dollar iPhone.
We broke down the bill of materials. www.wsj.com/tech/persona...
It’s from CDPH’s anti-nicotine campaign aimed at the younger people.
One of my colleagues was using this reusable glass this week and I remembered to take a pic today. I thought it was cool that it was branded and has a nice wood lid.
100%
This asshole raised prices and ruined your retirement savings, and now he's out golfing for the rest of the weekend.
Dear CDC friends. Today was the most foolish of April Fool's days. We have not just lost jobs. With entire teams and offices being cut, we have lost vast amounts of institutional knowledge. Take the time you need to grieve. Then join your fired colleagues in the fight.
www.firedbutfighting.com
Or jumped. Rather than go back?
But why? Or is that a question without an answer?
