The rich will never beat the "not real people" allegations.

Life Force and Jeepers Creepers tie.

Both of them have an incredible first 30 minutes, then piss it away with a reveal that the actual premise is something fucking stupid that undermines all of the work up to that point.

We lost the tape that turned your speakers into food processors. "shlopschlopschlopschlop". A acquaintance borrowed it and we never saw them again.

In the lexicon of the angry weirdo, anyone who hasn't ever worked a service/entry level job is coddled and entitled, but anyone who *has* is an unserious pretender.

Cover of Wiz Duo Book 2. Art by Roz Clarke. The images are of a shield superimposed on a flying dragon, and a girl with a hole through her belly.

Love novellas? How about two in one book? In Wiz Duo 2, Juliet Kemp sends a reluctant knight on a quest, while E M Faulds gives her heroine a superpower that totally sucks.
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@theneoncaster.bsky.social I don't think I've brought this to your attention yet. Might be good for some background jingles somewhere.

Twenty Short Loops by Queex 20 royalty-free perfect loops for games and videos

#SelfPromoSaturday ?
Don't mind if I do!

I made a series of royalty-free short music loops suitable for videos, streaming, games etc.. Maybe there's something in there that'll suit your needs?

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Hey you, you're finally awake

THE PROPHECY

I think the pear wiggler could fix me.

I am now considering the possibilities of a triptych crossword...

Financial times are horrendously hard at the moment because of having to pay for a private ADHD diagnosis AND a new mattress (ah, the chronic pain / hEDS tax). If you would like to buy a print from my website, now is a good time?

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Songs that use Pedal Point YouTube video by David Bennett Music Theory

In fact: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uck...

A recurring note in the base, while the chords move, is called a 'pedal'.

It can be used to create a sense of stasis, often in anticipation of the bass note changing for a release of that tension.

My impression of the New Yorker is "what if magazine, but with the insufferable middle-class smugness of Frasier Crane?"

You know, @brainmage.bsky.social does a mean Herzog impression and I'm sure it could be inserted into styscraper as a sound file...

Aw, bless, the AI CEO thinks it's people.

"Thou shalt not submit thy god to market forces!" - Book of Om 4:6

Your honour, counsel has just informed that the world is gonna roll me.

Come back ⚠︎Invalid Handle, all is forgiven.

What the world needs is an in-depth dive into the Worms video game franchise from something called "The Prodcast".

Like the gears of a well-treacled machine.

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Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

Brian May - Star Fleet (Official Video Remastered) YouTube video by Brian May Official

Oblig. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lC5...

Kevin's famous chili -ass website.

On a Boeing 767-200, infamously.

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

What idiot called it "Freudianism" when they could have called it "Ich kann't believen it's nicht Mutter".

Hepatizon Coast Newsletter Excerpt The story of the loss of the Silver Locket (thought to be at its conclusion last year) has received an addendum. The ship’s second mate, who regular readers will remember is called Valexia, was the beneficiary of an unexpected windfall in the form of a large monetary gift. Apparently one of the lost sailors was a cousin of a rich family (although your reporter has not been able to discover which one) and they were so moved by the second mate’s gesture (the money being but a pittance to them) that they rewarded her with a substantial sum. In maritime affairs, it seems, one good turn deserves another.

For #BookQW, have a newspaper cutting.

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Alas, this is far too easy for me.