I'm a professional UI designer with a quarter century of experience, and know my way around a user interface, and I can't tell if that switch is on or off.

Dear Person That Designed The Printful Shopify App:

Dude. Bro. Help me help you. This is not an acceptable use of your time or skills. Come on now.

I don’t have it installed on any device I own, and somehow I manage to still listen to music I like all day every day. Science may never solve this riddle!!!!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: delete Spotify. You don’t need it. Don’t just delete it. Take it out behind your house and beat it with a garden tool. Then piss on it.

Seriously, that dude and his company are a parasite.

a man and a woman are dancing in front of a red wall with blue triangles on it . ALT: a man and a woman are dancing in front of a red wall with blue triangles on it .

Meanwhile, I'm over here...

That whistle that turbo diesel plus-sized pickups make is the sound of “here comes basic bitch reply guy!”

Choosing The Right Delay Plugin For Your Workflow There are approximately four hundred thousand delay plugins in the world right now, give or take a few hundred thousand. Everybody and their dog has one. So naturally, we have two (or six, or possibly...

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I know most everyone else is well in to spring, but we just got snow a couple days ago. It’s nice to see the first tentative buds and flowers.

#vermont

2/3 of our synthesizer bundle, hard at work.

#ambientmusic #synthesizer

I thought you were talking about a little farm for a second. Took me a second to realize this was a game.

If this is your idea of a game, come to Vermont! I have mountains of fun just waiting for you!

Good morning from Snowland (Reprise)

Considering the legs that song has, I’d defer to his judgement, tbh.

Two things:

(1) Isn’t it sad that post doesn’t need explaining?

(2) Living where I live, I wouldn’t need to check the news. I’d know right away.

Me every morning now:

<yawn stretch> Today’s the day! Gonna be a good one!

<checks Apple News> Nope. Scratch that. Still alive.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

The first 60,000 times, sure.

I’d like the record to reflect that, while I like the Police, I am 57. I have heard every single song on Synchronicity enough. I’m good. We can shelve that one.

Quanta 2.2.0 is now available in the App Store (and it's on sale too!) Playable waveforms and an improved preset experience await you!

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Apple not having your disembodied hands music gear videos in the App Store, and that's final.

Dear @mailchimphelp.bsky.social

I get it. SMS has moved to Campaigns. I have internalized this information to the point where I see this modal in my sleep. Do I need to see it on every single page I look at on your site, forever?

Asking for a friend.

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One super annoying thing about having to do business with a lot of Europeans is that they all get vacations and healthcare. It can really impinge on my Freedom™ or whatever.

That’s by far the most annoying aspect of the 2020s: finding out it is a war of attrition.

Eos 2 Algorithmic Reverb Plugin | Audio Damage Studio-quality algorithmic reverb with four ValhallaDSP-designed algorithms: plate, room, hall, and shimmer. VST3, AU, AAX, CLAP for Mac, Windows, Linux, iOS.

Eos 2 Updated to 2.5.0 on all platforms.

>> New algorithm! Random Plate, a glassy smooth medium-density plate algo, joins the cast.

>> Preset Inc/Dec buttons and favorite star added to front panel.

>> 20 new presets added; you can find them in Factory/v2.5

I was thinking more along the lines of a bird bath or something. But sure… as soon as I figure out what those acronyms you dropped are, I’ll get right on that.

Is there an up-cycle use for Dish Network carcasses that I am not aware of?

This little house I’m renovating now is the third one I’ve bought, and one thing I’ve learned: the home improvement skills of Previous Owner are inversely proportional to the number of dead Dish Network carcasses I have to peel off the outside.

Landfill capitalism at its finest.

Yes!

I don’t know who _won_ the loudness wars, but Berlin’s “Pleasure Victim” definitely lost them. What’s a brother gotta do to get a modern remaster of this? ‘Bout fixin’ to do it myself.

Almost spring!