"Yes, ma'am. Right away, ma'am. I'n very sorry about that, ma'am. Won't happen again, ma'am."

She waas readd to give Ol' Gravelthroat THE BIZNISS!

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Waking up covered in sweat and screaming at 2 a.m. works pretty good for cleaning the gunk out, in my experience.

He's an outsider who's going to take power back from the career politicians, dontchaknow?

I would like all my brothers and sisters to muster up the most heartfelt "Hell yeah, brother" possible.

Sweet!

Crazy that Abramovich spent all that money for all those years and was never able to do anything with the stadium.

"Critics say the 1st Amendment exists."

Somebody tried to "order" me to attend AI training yesterday. The look on the guy's when I hit him with the Full Bartleby . . .

Find the trailer if you want to be deeply disturbed and wonder if you're really just living in a different existence than a lot of other people.

Is this late stage capitalism, later stage capitalism, or latest stage capitalism?

I just buy my students and staff a crap tonne of cookies and baked goods intermittently with no notice.

Yup, but that poor sunovabitch ATC is the wroooooong target.

At least my compatriot had the good sense to delete.

Pretty good proof that being "influential" isn't necessarily a good thing. Heavy enough to be in my sonic wheelhouse to some extent but deeply boring.

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The "killed two Canadian pilots" bit is deeply fucking embarrassing.

You're right. The guy should have unilaterally shut down air traffic with planes in the air.

Trump creating a permission structure for the shittiest dudes imaginable to be their authentic selves at all times is: (1) a huge key to his electoral success; and (2) an absolute fucking catastrophe for society.

Yeah, my "now that I finally have somebody in to cover my colleague's mat leave after 9.5 months I can get caught up on the administrative stuff I've neglected for 16 months" plan just really isn't working at all.

The whole presser was amazing:

This is the buddy cop movie we need but don't deserve. Poor Julius is trying so hard to make sergeant but he has to spend all his time cleaning up his loose cannon partner's messes.

The up tempo singles are classics. The ballady slower songs are dreck. The back end of the album has palpable "just ship it" energy.

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Both sides: a dumb idea in journalism and an even dumber idea in academia.

Incredible fucking lede. Just an all time JAQ-off.

Who could forget the 1994 Budapest protocols?

Must be like shooting fish in a barrel out there for young guys who are actually decent.

This is the buddy cop movie we need but don't deserve. Poor Julius is trying so hard to make sergeant but he has to spend all his time cleaning up his loose cannon partner's messes.

Cuz Mark is rockin' wit us!

Happy for this dude. Portland should have split up him and Dame years earlier; he would have had a way better career if they had.

Our little neighbour who just turns 5 has done this to us. When he was 3 (and had just figured out how doorhandles work) I went to get a cold drink out of the fridge, turned around and little dude was just standing there in my kitchen:

"What are you doing here?"
"I wanted to to see the cats."