A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

Certified banger. And to those of us of a certain age, the theme tune to the BBC’s ‘Rally Report’ with William Woollard. I can’t hear it without seeing Colin McRae’s Subaru Impreza leaping a Northumberland gravel track.

I’ve seen images of buildings sandbagged to protect them from
the Luftwaffe that have more grace…

"I don't know what weapons the next war will be fought with, but the one after that will be with sticks."
"Because of nukes, right?"
"No, because we decided logistics was woke."

The Strait of Hormuz is perfectly safe...

Coffee, straight out of my nose.

The long 2010s are finally over

Three days booked in the archives, what will we find today?

Allez Les Bleus! Allez Les Bleus! Allez Les Bleus!

TV Show Pitch: 'Louche Cannon'. Sebastian Cannon is a cop who's questionable methods and personal life, constantly have him butting heads with authority. But, as much as Top Brass want to get rid of him; he gets results.

an elderly man in a suit and tie is crying while covering his mouth with his hand . ALT: an elderly man in a suit and tie is crying while covering his mouth with his hand .

I was given the gift of gastroenteritis for Christmas, from 2am on the 25th until 10am on the 27th, nary a solid passed through me. And now? Well I just farted without following through, it’s quite an emotional time as you can imagine.

Happy New Year everyone.

Robin and Mickey on Instagram: "#robinsweetpotato #christmas #roombareindeers #roomba #reindeer #pirate #pirateship #vacuumcleaner" A fun and unique holiday gift idea that combines the popular Roomba vacuum cleaner with a pirate ship theme. This festive twist on a household essential makes for a great Christmas present for kids an...

1805: Napoleon is master of Europe, only the British fleet stands before him, oceans are now battlefields. www.instagram.com/reel/DSTyURE...

Gerry Rafferty - Night Owl (Official Video) YouTube video by Gerry Rafferty

Favourite song about Alcohol abuse that includes a weird woodwind synthesiser solo and is actually a banger? I’ll start:

youtu.be/4vTnff0pkgs?...

Solid tracking data here from Royal Mail.

I sincerely did not believe it was possible for FIFA to be more corrupt or disgraceful, and I'm genuinely impressed that they managed to surprise me.

a man wearing a blue suit and tie has a pin on his lapel that says ' chicago ' ALT: a man wearing a blue suit and tie has a pin on his lapel that says ' chicago '

The cricket (again).

a man wearing a blue suit and tie has a pin on his lapel that says ' chicago ' ALT: a man wearing a blue suit and tie has a pin on his lapel that says ' chicago '

The cricket.

🎄🚨 COMPETITION TIME! 🚨🎄
WIN a SIGNED copy of Thunder Run: Meiktila 1945! The greatest battle you’ve never heard of!

Just repost any of these posts over the next few days, and on Sunday I’ll pick a winner at random. #WNTL?
#ww2 #history #author #sww #christmas #xmas #present #competition #win

Packing for my house move on Saturday has to pause for the next three nights, as Disney+ release the remastered Beatles Anthology series.

Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.

Incredible headline.

two men are sitting in front of a crowd talking about strategy ALT: two men are sitting in front of a crowd talking about strategy

The All Blacks replace their best player after 45 minutes…

A panel from a comic book: ""November 14th: A partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing"

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Standing By The Perimeter Fence And Screaming For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day today all who celebrate

I’ve lost 20kg since March by eating less and moving around more, yet everyone automatically assumes I’m using the weight loss drugs. Fuck this quick-fix society, appreciate the effort.

‘Pluribus’ on Apple TV is mad and fucked up and I love it already. #Pluribus

"Quick, Sergei - read the check list for the tail falling off whilst I try and stick this thing down."
[Splash]
"Before landing-"
"Oh."
[raises the collective]

Charity Run #6 in the bag and over £200 raised so far, thank you so much to all those who have donated.

fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org/page/robs-gi...

Amazing film.

Richard, Sonny and Anthony in a scene from "Dead Man's Shoes".

"You're making me very nervous, Richard."

'Dead Man's Shoes' is just starting on Film4, and I cannot recommend it enough.