It was funny but very confusing
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yes, very much!
all I'm hearing is 3 person ram ranch
I hope they win tonight
“The fine for not paying the fare is $260” Guess what the fine is for not paying for parking? (Hint: $70 ($50 early)) #autowa @mayormarksutcliffe.bsky.social
Everyone is mad I keep saying it feels like a Friday
the only ethical use of ai in hockey was generating a picture of gulk, anything else is heretical and wrong
Jeff Hoffman is a psyop
can someone lend me 500 dollars right now please
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Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!
kinda mad it's not
I was mostly just saying that to dunk on how bad the Oilers truly are.
utah with the +28 ahaha
The stanley cup playoffs should start tonight.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-Rf...
I miss Forsy :(
a personal favourite
connor brown getting hooked and not controlling or shooting the puck and it still being a goal on James Reimer was really really funny
I am convinced that the Liberal posting bots of bluesky is a anthropological experiment to see just how insane they can get.
Reimer is so bad lmfao
the beauty of winning it all last year means hey, that's okay.
they may have turned up the suck
bsky.app/profile/bost...
I love Ottawa and the korpisalo
100000000000% has to be
Gosensgo.ca
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRbL...
Spoiler alert. It was absolutely a great time.
Like Lindy Ruff did amazing but it wasn't a struggle.
Just strapped in and went.