Chips and guac.

Mmmm I love avocado toast for breakfast.

I’ve gone through 2 stakes, 8 cinder blocks in front, 2 cinder blocks and bags of mulch in the back…

I battle 70mph gusts of wind.
The gate just wants to be free.
🤷‍♀️ 🤣

Go big. Kitchen Sink Ribs.
😎

I’m pissed lol. I’ll figure it out! 💃

Y’all are welcome any time.
Wouldn’t even put you to work. 🥰

I mean, my 2025 home improvements have hung in there. Have to repack the bag of mulch holding the gate in place, but I think 2026 is going to be outstanding for yard care!
😂 🤣 💃

Funky looking parrot. Where’s the head? 😱

🤣

The world is a cruel, cold place.
So dark, the horrors persist.
No living thing can survive this.

(So, my front sprinklers didn’t work.) 😔

🤣

Mo Knows™️

💯 He runs this house.

Tuxedo cat face with eyes that appear to be under the influence of the devil’s lettuce. He dips in da nip. 😎

420? Again? So soon?

Yay! 😀

In Hawaii I’d knock my shoes to check for centipedes. Here it’s for the spiders lol. Not a fan of either.

I wish I could say nope lol.
I speak nicely to them when we have interactions. So far, so good. 🤣 😱

Gotta do what’cha gotta do.
Big gloves and big girl panties.
🤣😂

😎 Mitchell ain’t got 💩 on me.
Spida says wut?

Same, baby!!! 🤣 They got into the main valve box but I dug down and found the valve to turn them on. I heard water lmao. I’m stopping for now and celebrating. 🥳

Gophers made the main valve box their home. 🥰 🙄

Nah, ya see you just dig down past the black widows, a little to the left and turn that valve.
Easy-Peasy.
#FML 🙃

Top: What sprinkler valves should look like Bottom: what the rodents do. Valves completely covered in dirt.

Large gopher snake enjoying the grass.

Example of what those bastards can do. Big bucks $ over the years lol. My partner here taking care of biz. (Sadly, pretty sure he was vegan.)
😎

Let’s hope I took care of them before they took out the lines.

💪🏼 😭 🤣

I’ve never sent them out while they’re on. Usually still dark out lol.

Let’s hope so. Beats crying in the house. 🤣

It’s so well done. Bestie and I did a rewatch last month while she was here. I love it lol. He is fantastic!

The irrigation water has been turned on. Today I will test the sprinklers.
Fuck yeah, please 🙏🏼
Goooood mornin’
🤣 🤷‍♀️

Too many. 😂 I feel like I’ve been plugged into music since I was a baby lol. Thanks, parents!

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