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Not how I planned on spending my Sunday morning but need to be sure I didn't break my wrist last night in a soccer match. #fml
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Not how I planned on spending my Sunday morning but need to be sure I didn't break my wrist last night in a soccer match. #fml
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Will it be held on a separate day or right after the tournament? Please I gotta know because if so, I might have to use my personal account if I win. Because my other phone's screen got broken and I can't log in to my vampirecowgirl account. Because it's filled up with my personal ones! #fml lol
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5 minutes and 26 seconds.
#fml
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Kent ge dat? Net klaar zijn met het huis te dweilen en dan een vuile pan die met sop stond te weken omduwen over de ganse keukenvloer? Nee? Ik ook niet, hoor! #fml #teamanderselegant
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Well, balls.
We had a delivery snafu this week and didnt get our quickie pizza shells we usually use for Fridays.
And, living in the boonies, any pizza joint close enough to be fresh is long since closed up. #FML
*engage foraging mode*
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Good news: I can finally access my account, after more than 24 hrs of failed login attempts.
Bad news: A super nasty flare up of bursitis in my right heel has me nearly unable to walk.
#ow #fml
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80s/90s kids! Remember that whole panic over killer bees that went away?
Well guess what. They never went away. Apparently they love Arizona.
And my house in particular. #FML
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African...
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Tak jsem s doktorkou řešila dietu kvůli podezření na ABKM.
Takže ne dva týdny, ale dva MĚSÍCE, nesmím nic, co obsahuje mléko a mléčné produkty a to ani ve stopovém množství, ideálně ani hovězí maso (papa vývary) a pasé je i sója.
Takže papa čokoládo, oreo a gumoví medvídci 😢
#fml #matkalajf
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I don’t want to die but she wants me dead
Buried under lies with a sword through my head
I don’t want to die but she thinks it grand
Framing all with lies but denying it’s her hand
I don’t want to die but she wants it done
Heaven help any near her for one day she’ll turn her gun
#poem #fml
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I've been bullied, underestimated, ridiculed, avoided, & excluded me all my life. I hit 9 years old reading at a high school level, wearing glasses and braces, and taking violin, clarinet & piano lessons. Sports? Nope. Our society values something else entirely. Talk about social leprosy. #FML #SMH
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10.23 p.m. one of my neighbours is vacuuming. WTF? #fuckingneighbours #fml
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It's #Poop pen kinda day! #FML #HateMyBrain #BPD
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Well all of a sudden I’m like……… 🤔 💭 I can cut my own hair with all this stuff and a pair of kitchen scissors ✂️, let’s do a razor cut mullet 😂 #fml #gay #haircut #wishmeluck
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Oil Pastel Lesson 1: Quality DOES Matter.
I'm gonna call this one a fail.
#oilpastel #artsupplies #fml #learning #poorquality
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I have given Elsa a rabbit ear still in the fur and she is eating it, with much gusto and dribbling, on top of my pile of clean washing... #fml
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dont get clear frames if u dont wanna conceal ur eyebags and draw in ur eyebrows every single day #fml
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just got the new schedule and im working 35 hours at the shitjob for mornings/openings, instead of the closings i signed on for #fml
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When you get to a meeting and you know she still remembers you messed up her taco order last night
#FML #taco #wlw #ifuckedup #someonecalldapolice #imdeadmeat
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PreCheck and Clear...get you some before headed to the airport. Also, pack patience and wear VERY comfy clothes.
#FML
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I FORGOT TO COMMENT ON THIS SOMEHOWWWW UGHHHH #FML. EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR BRUNO'S CORPSE.... MY HEART HURTS.... ughhhhhh. they make me so sad i love ur art so much
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cut last night #fml
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Just had to explain to two professors how to *checks notes*... scroll through a PDF
#FML
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