A social distancing cheat chart:

Lizard brain really does asign panic in the weirdest of ways. Oh, my stylus is missing? That's like seeing a shadow that could eat me or something 😆

Hell yeah you fuck em up!

ME/CFS Scandal Explainer (Myalgic Encephalomyelitis/Chronic Fatigue Syndrome) YouTube video by Broken Battery

New Video: @georgemonbiot.bsky.social describes the treatment of #MECFS as "The Greatest Medical Scandal of the 21st century". The video explores the impact of ineffective & harmful treatments & how they were defended by the scientific & media establishment.

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If you are turned away at the polls- your verbatim response is: "Give me a provisional ballot with a receipt as required by law." Pass it on.

This is actually legit scary 😂
Just give it a jar with ambiguous white liquid to complete the horror show. Or... brown to scar people permanently...

The bananas, which are well you know what a conjoined twin is, this is that, but bananas.

I grew a conjoined banana and then I ate it.

How much sour cream do you think we can launch into space?

Catholic Church Courts Youth By Adding Badass Deity With Robotic Falcon Head
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I am.... safe.
For now...

illustrated all the named shrimp in my tank enjoy